He's Insecure :(

Something about Peter wearing bucky's dog tag got me giggling and kicking my feet

Fellowship of the Ring | Two Towers | Return of the King

this ad wants to hire philosophy specialists to train their AI.

in philosophy.

they want to train the machine that can't think on the subject that's literally thinking about thinking.

someone smarter than me write in the comments how the classical philosophers are freaking out in the afterlife

(diogenes brandishing a texting autocomplete feature: Behold, a man!)

chills, literally chills ✨

Tony Stark voice: "Jarvis, leak his nudes"

I know I've said it before but

Mafia AU where Tony likes to keep an arm around Peter, but Peter notices this creates a weak spot so he learns to shoot left handed so he can guard Tony's left while his arm is around his waist

feels like fake news