Remember, It's Jelqing Saturday

ya’ll were really gonna let me live my life in ignorance thinking mr. rogers was straight???

I love his lace front wig

📸 by ryancphoto

I DONT LIKE IT

Remember, it's restful Sunday

Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

I think you're gay. What do you see in Vessel. He's C R U S T Y. Have some taste. Please. -💥

I love men who are taller than me and can throw me across the room and make me *SPLAT* on the wall, leaving a small tan stain on it :3-🪻

Remember, it's rimming Wednesday

I hate this school. You have three lunch periods, and yet you overcrowd the last one. The lines are so long to the point that it spills out into the hallway.-🍪 Snooo

Hhh, I miss my pookie. I'm going to kidnap him or speed up time so we can finally live together-💅