Pissing with the door wide open while home alone at 9:56 PM to assert dominance over the ghost in my home
I'm not sure who he is. I like his messages.
I'm gonna need about 100 of these
Me every day because of my fucking anxiety
me like an hour down the road trying to remember if i left the dish water on or not and if my house is flooded now
Can't believe Trent Reznor gets to have all the fun :/ I wish the devil wanted to fuck ME in the back of his car :(
Pinterest for the love of fuck PLEASE GIVE ME MY ACCOUNT BACK. Im sorry I saved that pin ok please forgive me
Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)
The last two things Pope Francis did were to call for peace in Gaza and tell JD Vance to fuck off. Iconic end.