Ifihadtochooseaname - Untitled

If I can't be happy in my life, I'll be happy in my ships.

By making them happy.... Eventually....after travisties.

(Did I spell that right?)

*actual thought I just had*

Who cares about my failed love life- I have fanfic. 

That’s not  justice

Far back up there ↑↑↑

Scarlet Witch is sneaking up in there

#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers

berdly has been found dead in hometown

I was listening to my book and this is what I thought when a character spoke.

Thorn: "Grab some of those thorn bushes to use as barrier behind the dugouts."

(My minds scenario)

Me: Go up to Thorn and start cutting his eyebrows

Thorn: "What are you doing?!"

Me: "Cutting some Thorn bushes, and those are the closest ones I see."

When someone tells me “you can’t ship those characters.”

Marvel ships Scarlet Witch with a robot. I don’t give a fuck.

I feel like shipping is ment for everyone. Even if you dont like straight people shipping gay. They can see chemistry, even if they arent gay.

I think that straight people shouldn't be allowed to ship Zuko and Sokka. Like I think that's for the gays.

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I’m ready…

To summarize MHA characters;

Izuku: Cry Boi

Bakugou: Tsudere Lord explosion murder

Kirishima: Sunshine Wholesome Hard boi 1

Ochako: Gravity who?

Iida: The reason you shouldnt skip leg day

Todoroki: when I was a young boy, my mother burned me with a teapot

Shinzou: A real hero™

Tetsutetsu: Wholesome hard boi 2

Froppy: Stop, I'm 15

Monama: Steal your quirk and give you rabies

Sero: Sticky tape Sticky tape (swear I'm not spiderman, dont sue me mavel)

Mina: I swear its acid

Jirou: Nirvana

Momo: 3D printer, can make her own costume

Denki: An overused Pikachu meme

Minetta: Ew

Amajiki: Baby (Eats sun)

Mirio: Sunshine boi

Aizawa: indescribable

Present Mic: Presentation Micheal (bae to indescribable)

All Might: Mistakes were made

Midnight: Why is she a teacher?

Nezu: mouse principle?

13: Space cube

Fatgum: Legit need this man in your life

Dabi: Needs sleep

Toga: Where are your parents?

Twice: My demons

Shigaraki: needs lotion and a hug (Nightmare finger town)

Kurogiri: Dark Grillby

All for one: over 100 and lost to children

Stain: wtf am I?

Overhaul: i fucked up

I have learned a lot in the span of 10 minutes.

Teach children that this is not ok