I Need To Motorboat Sam Winchester's Tits. Thank You For Coming To My Ted Talk.

All I want is to write fanfic on a cute pink typewriter and smoke a fake cigarette for the aesthetic of it and live my life in a pretty apartment in nyc

(This is the type writer in my brain)

Okay so this is basically my brain finding this funny.

Winchster! Y/n: *coming out of their room into the bunker library, rubbing their eyes* hey guys

Winchester y/n: *hasn’t looking in a mirror and doesn’t notice the giant hickey on their neck*

Sam: *holding back a laugh*

Dean: *a little mad in a protective big brother way* what’s that on your neck?

Winchster Y/n: uhhhh mosquito bite!

*hours later Gabriel shows up*

Dean: hey there mosquito

Sam: *bursting into laughter and crying*

Gabriel: *confused*

Anyway now I want it as a fic because I’ve been laughing about it all day

Can someone make me a Derek Morgan x Reid! reader or something where like Penelope Garcia and Reader are at the BAU while the others are on a case and Derek calls Garcia and reader answers and says something smartass-like or something… I will give you all my money and my whole soul.

This gives me Disney channel vibes- like 2000s Disney channel. I can here the little chime thing 😭

Guys I need help! How do people do those pretty headers for their drabbles? Like with the three photos and the dividers. The dividers I get but how do you get the photos to be like all lined up nice? Does it look different when you put them in?

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Every time I see this I think Jared is blonde for some reason but I know his hair was never blonde.

I know it’s probably the lighting that’s making the black and white make his hair look so much lighter.

This is my therapy

Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”

Guys I got a job. My bridgerton fic might get delayed because I’m doing training rn. I wanted to get it the first part done this weekend but I’ll probably get done during the week

(I possibly started writing it already)

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

just one bite omfg 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏