Me Digging Up My Yard A Few Days After The SPN Finale Like-

I just ate Sharpie ink this shit better be lethal

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I am 99 sorts of homo but homophobic ain't one

Okay so people really need to fucking understand that you might be all strong and have a good immunity, but not taking precautions can put others you come in contact with at risk. I’ve seen several DUMBASS KIDS carry masks in their fucking pockets, touch a MILLION surfaces prone to viral contamination and THEN put the mask on with those VERY HANDS, touching the fucking entire surface of the mask INSIDE AND OUT, thus probably contaminating it. It’s not just about the masks, it’s about trying to avoid contact with any surface that could transmit the virus from one place to another. A mask is not the solution to the virus, it’s a precaution, and a really fucking important one. This needs so many more notes, and needs to be put out on as many social media and other platforms by as many accounts as possible. Putting others at risk because taking certain precautions is not convenient to you is not a fucking excuse.

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Dark Fan Theories

[SPOILER ALERT]

So I watched 2 episodes of Dark Season 3, where I found out that Regina’s father is actually Tronte, who fathered her with Claudia. It has also been revealed that H. G. Tannhaus’s father devoted his life to time travel. In S02E07 The White Devil, a scene between Hannah (2020) and Egon (1954) in indicative of a to-be affair between the two. I believe there is a possibility that they had a child, who is a character that has already been introduced. My theories based on the aforementioned include the following:

1. Noah’s father is H. G. Tannhaus: Tannhaus is Charlotte’s grandfather. We know that her mother (and daughter) is Elizabeth, whose father is Peter Doppler. Thus, Charlotte’s maternal grandfather is Peter Doppler, her own husband. Thus, Tannhaus must be her paternal grandfather, or the father of Noah.

2. Tannhaus’s father is Noah: In S03E02, (or E01, I don’t remember) it is revealed that Tannhaus’s father devoted his life to time travel, making it highly likely that his father was a member of the Sic Mundus, which could’ve been Noah.

Assuming that Theory 1 is true, Tannhaus and Noah too are stuck in the infinite loop of fathering each other, just like Charlotte and Elizabeth are. Suppose Noah did father Tannhaus with Elizabeth, that makes Tannhaus both Charlotte’s grandfather and her sibling. It also makes him Elizabeth’s great-grandfather (her mother’s grandfather), father-in-law (Noah’s father) and son (with Noah). If you still don’t find this convoluted enough, please feel free to read further theories.

3. Hannah and Egon had Noah and Agnes: Only reason being that both their parents are unknown. Assuming this theory would however, mean to reject the theory of H. G. Tannhaus being Noah’s father, which yet again puts a huge-ass question mark on how he could be Charlotte’s grandfather. Perhaps Hannah and Egon had Agnes, not Noah (meaning that Agnes and Noah are either couzins or step-siblings, which is something I frankly don’t remember being disclosed)

It is also possible that Agnes gets the last name Nielsen (assuming that Nielsen WAS her maiden name) from Hannah, who introduces herself to Egon as Katharina Nielsen.

4. Hannah and Egon had Boris Niewald: This is a possibility because, a. the backstory of Boris Niewald (impersonating Aleksander Kohler) is a mystery, and he is most probably a time traveler, more likely to be from the past than the future and b. the only thing I expect from the series anymore is for it to get a lot more convoluted and have connections between the randomest of characters.

We know for a fact that Regina was fathered by Tronte, thus Ulrich would be her step-brother. As we already established that Hannah is technically Ulrich’s daughter in law (as Mikkel = Michael), it can be concluded that Regina married her step-brother’s (Ulrich’s) daughter in law’s (Hannah’s) son, who is also her mother’s (Claudia’s) step-brother, her step-uncle, if this theory really is true.

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Do I…. Do I use my instrument for this?