Idk Has Someone Done This Yet

This man here

req'd by @ladyphlogiston

on it boss o7

text: Reject depression become half goat

the triple baka trio but they're all different versions of bill cipher

can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?

it’s like he knows I’m going to take his balls today

Every word that starts with an N should have a silent G in front. Gnorway. Gnuclear. Gnervous system. Gnipples.

Floaties Masterpost

Ok look, I fucking loved the floaties that were being used in the community, but often found myself squinting at how tiny, and often times hard to read they were (for me at least).  So, seeing as I’m a grumpy old dude, and my eyes are easily strained, I started making my own. Bigass, and much easier to read! Also, nice and consistent! Which I guess is a bit of a pet peeve of mine. This is the Masterpost for all the Floaties I’ve made! Examples:

Full collection (700+ in seperate categories on seperate posts to keep tumblr from dying) in the read more section. Free to use as long as you give credit and don’t edit. Made by me -> @shintari​ / @ambivalence-and-torpor​

Can’t find what you Want? Want custom floaties like these? Check out my Floatie Commissions

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the comment sections of facebook links to science articles are my favourite thing in the world

Why not?

Your a messenger having witnessed the rise of humanity ever since the Greek Gods went into slumber. It is only an hour before they awaken. You now have to explain the entirety of the past 2000 years of humanity, including a new threat to the gods caused by these human devices called ‘Nukes.’

Tumblr is one of the places on the internet, and one with good manners.

Have I Reminded You Recently About the No Dignity Classpect System?

You're welcome.