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Welcome to Nightvale, or any other weird podcast helps me have weird thoughts in a separate location from my work brain.

It’s literally that simple

Friend: “hey my son can’t concentrate on his homework. He chooses to do literally anything else everytime. He said his head doesn’t feel like it.”

Me: “Did you give him music?”

Friend: “No! No tech until he’s done! He doesn’t need more distracted.”

Me:

“k, bring me the child”

*Go to her house*

*points to the obviously ADHD boy struggling with his homework*

Me: “so your head doesn’t feel like doing homework?”

Son: “yeah. It would rather do ANYTHING else.”

Me: *unwrapping earbuds* here, listen to this for an hour while you do it.

French voice: 1hr later

Son: “k I’m done! :-)”

Friend: “wow, what’d you give him? Concentra, Adderall, Ritalin‽”

Me: “Sweet Dreams by Eurythmics” and some lo-fi.

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The reasoning of the theory that it will gain consciousness is discredited if you take into account that the internet is saturated with billions of people and ai resulting in basically a hive mind, like the science side of tumblr.

« [S]ome AI researchers believe machines will inevitably acquire consciousness as an emergent property when they reach some critical level of complexity. For what it’s worth (which I freely admit to be very little), I have no faith in these claims. The complexity argument seemed plausible a half century ago when computers were in their infancy. Today, consider a simple thought experiment: Which is more complex, the internet (including every computer attached to it), or the brain of a frog? The internet, I would say. And which is more likely to have some sort of inner experience, the internet or the frog? I’ll put my money on the amphibian. »

— Keith Holyoak, The Spider’s Thread: Metaphor in Mind, Brain, and Poetry

I believe that you forgot about Ace people. That attracts them to your location.

Warning if you use this you Initiate the hunt.

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, does that mean there are other fruits that can repel different types of medical professionals?

skipping every prime numbered session

I choose to read this as an update to your GM but delivered in the most unhelpful method possible.

Keep this is mind, anyone who has a player in their game!

-Pencil

Reading sports headlines while pretending sports doesn't exist suggests a fascinating world of magic and whimsy.

Phineas and Ferb - Season Four - “My Sweet Ride”

That ol’ chart of mine makes the rounds online periodically and it drives me crazy because it’s frankly not very good. So, I finally got around to remaking it.

I doubt this will get anywhere near as popular, but I wanted to make it.

Good reference for animation, comics, and for visualizing phonetics!

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