California Girls We’re Inconsolable

the comment sections of facebook links to science articles are my favourite thing in the world

[/87 Joke books are the predecessor to tumblr

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

IS THAT DR.PHOSPHORUS BIG NATURALS!

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the creature commandos brainrot goes hard

Phosphorus just needs a strap I think

i also drew nosferata but like if I had a say because shes lowk buns in the show

god told me to build a boat

Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

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Item that requires the caster to input a series of symbols matching a prompt into a device that casts the spell. Level of complexity of the device could vary by rarity/power. Low level spells: Simon Says Cast Ray of Fire! High level spells would be more like Typing of the Dead.

Typing of the Dead used a computer keyboard, but any sufficiently complex device that will cast Lightning when the user inputs a sequence matching a prompt on it could do—ye olde typewriter, a piano keyboard or keytar (for bards), the Nintendo Powerglove, or, when casting a particularly complex spell at home, Just Dance 4 for the Microsoft Kinect.

Random headcanon: the reason that Peach and Bowser don’t seem to get a lot of respect in some Super Mario games is because the Mushroom Kingdom is kind of a rural backwater and isn’t terribly important or influential politically, so people tend to regard Bowser as a C-list villain for being so hung up on such an insignificant conquest. Nobody really expects Bowser to be a serious threat – that would be like expecting a guy whose main claim to fame is repeatedly failing to conquer Wyoming to be a serious threat – so they get taken by surprise every single time.

slutty gargoyle be upon ye