What’s Your Fantasy?

“Sorry, Champ. Your mom and I, we –”

“You know, if it’s about money, I could muh – muh – mow lawns, paint fences –”

“It’s not that.Your brother just really looked forward to that trip, you know… It was his favourite.”

“… Mine, too.”

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

im ugly as shit!

Best part of Agent Carter

Realizing this guy

is going to help raise this guy

May you wake up to cancelled classes.

IF YOU SHIP STARKER OR TOM X ROBERT BLOCK ME! UNFOLLOW ME! BREAK THE MUTUAL I DONT CARE!

Reblog if Black Lives Matter to you

Where are those woke white people at!?

My greatest weakness, Tom saying “darling”

I didn't know I needed this till I read it :)

Stozier Best Friends Headcanon

Because Richie and Stan actually loved each other idiots

- Anyone who saw Richie and Stan from the outside assumed Stan hates Richie

- Which was complete bullshit by the way

- Stan met Richie when they were in

- Stan had been reading a book about birds when he met Richie

- Richie poked and prodded his Kippah of course

- Stan answered Richie’s question as to what his Kippah was

- They didn’t really say anything after that

- But Richie came by everyday after that and deemed Stan his best friend

- The two later met Bill and Eddie when they were about seven or eight

- And then Bev, Ben and Mike when they were thirteen

- Richie came out to Stan when he was thirteen and Stan had no problems with his sexuality

- They were each other’s first kiss

- Richie and Stan kissed when Richie came out to him

- It didn’t really mean anything romantically but it meant something anyway

- Stan loves Richie’s voices and jokes no matter how bad they are

- He pretends to hate them just to spite Richie though

- Years later Eddie and Richie got together

- Richie spent more time with Eddie but Richie still came over every week to Stan’s for their sleepover and family dinner

- Stan’s parents love Richie

- Richie doesn’t really like bird watching but goes to hang out with Stan and his dad

- Stan’s mom always baked and had a sweater for Richie every Christmas

- When Richie couldn’t go to Eddie or the other Losers about his problems, he always went to Stan

- Stan never judged anything Richie had to say, he’d listen and help the best he could

- He knew about how neglectful Richie’s parents were

- He pretty much hates them, but thanks them for bringing Richie into the world

- When they were sixteen, Stan asked Richie how he knew he was gay

- Richie didn’t really have an answer

- He spoke about how he noticed things about guys that he didn’t notice in girls

- He explained that he noticed these things in Stan first and then Bill and then Eddie

- When Stan was quiet, Richie offered a kiss like Stan had years beforehand

- Again, it wasn’t romantic but it meant something

- They didn’t really have a word for it, they just knew it as each other

- Stan accepted it of course and cried when he knew he was gay

- Richie comforted him and went with him to come out to his parents

- When his parents weren’t really accepting at first, Richie held Stan has he cried again

- Richie gripped Stan’s hand when Stan’s parents came to him a few days later to accept their son

- Richie pep talked Stan when he needed the courage to ask out Bill

- Stan and Bill came out to the Losers a month after they started dating

- Richie just smiled, happy for his friends

- He, Eddie, Stan and Bill went out on double dates

- Eddie found out about Stan and Richie’s kiss when they were about 18, he wasn’t really bothered by it

- Long distance sucked when they went to college

- But at least they shared an apartment

- ‘I fucking hate this Stan, I can’t see any of the Losers until break or something. What am I gonna go without my precious Eddie Spaghetti?’

- ‘Richie shut the fuck up.’

- Richie would talk about marrying Eddie constantly and Stan would do the same about Bill

- When gay marriage was legalized they married their boyfriends

- Stan was Richie’s best man and Richie was Stan’s

- Richie went all out for Stan’s bachelor party

- He practically brought a whole bird exhibit

- He wanted strippers but decided against it

- Stan did get strippers for Richie’s bachelor party because he’s a good friend like that

- Richie did a ridiculous speech of course

- He rambled on and on about how he met Stan and Bill

- ‘Stan knew he was gay when he kissed me the first time, I’m just so hot that I can make straight guys gay.’

- Stan did a formal speech at Richie and Eddie’s wedding

- ‘I wish you the best of luck Eddie, there’s no backing out now, you’re stuck with this idiot.’

- You better believe that Richie cried like a little bitch at Stan’s wedding

- When Eddie & Richie adopted a child, Richie insisted that their son have the middle name ‘Stan’

- Bill and Stan didn’t really get a child, they got a dog though

- Stan named their dog ‘Richie’ despite it being a girl

- He said it was because ‘Richie’s a little bitch’

- You best believe that Richie still came over for his weekly sleepover with Stan too