I Got An Add For Shoelaces LMAO

no other comment or input, just Her ❤️

Revitalizing this dead tumblr with memes I’ve been posting on my Twitter, I am here to provide the goods

Sobbing

In the pre-show Q&A I listened to, they said we'd probably know which parts they debated including. Honestly, I feel like it might have been the "15 years in December" thing. Because that's...not a joke. That's not "Oh haha we're such rascals we lied about the tour bus bed 🤭" They confirmed something that a lot of us already suspected but have basically self-policed into never mentioning openly. Sure October was when they met in person and recorded their first video together, but December was when they fell in love. And we're allowed to know that now. We've been given permission to celebrate their 15th anniversary with them, which is so lovely. That's a kind of vulnerability I wasn't expecting from a stage show.

And I don't believe for a minute that it was a slip of the tongue or a spur of the moment reveal -- they said they've been working on this show for 12 hours a day for months. Nothing is on accident.

A nicer AU

lil sneak peak of the band!au stuff cause im feeling nice <3 this is just a preview BUT ill give some info from this pic :3

her name Ellie M. Williams the M is for Miller cause Joel didnt want to fully change her name when he adopted her <3, and for that one pic i know for sure theyre a messy band, like they totally get caught for drinking + drugs all the time but Joel gets them out of it every time cause every1 luvs him (hes a total icon from when he was a rockstar in the 80s) and if u search them up on the internet the first things thatll come up is articles from their ‘scandals’ which is just them throwing crazy parties or fucking groupies 🫣

i could go on and on but ill stop for now since its just a lil teaser ;3

i'm not giving any context for this whatsoever. enjoy

GOTHAM 2.02, Knock Knock

explanations for house not dropping f-bombs:

he’s on a network show (boring, pedestrian, lacks imagination, accurate)

cuddy started a swear jar and f-bombs are $1000 each because it was the only way to stop him (goofy, delightful, i assume his fellows rat him out)

wilson bet him he couldn’t insult people without saying fuck and that escalated to wilson betting him he couldn’t FUNCTION without saying fuck and it’s been a decade but house is too stubborn to quit now (canon as far as i’m concerned)

house knows where the camera is and when the fourth wall is in play and only says fuck when he knows he’s offscreen (house is bugs bunny with vicodin, in this essay i will-)

they're both hungry 😰

imagine it. The night is November 5th, 2024. The election results are in. Misha Collins post a video. The camera is facing him, as he says “I love you.” Then it pans to the other person in the room, Jensen Ackles. He responds with “Kamala Harris is the next present for the United States”