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Alter boy Roger cuz idk I think roger is neat

top 10 downfalls of lotf fandom

10. fanart from the 2000s

9. the two movies AND the new series not having book accurate looking characters

8. INSANE rarepairs that highkey freak me out

7. skinny piggy fanart

6. THOSE aus.

5. roger and simon being snowbunnied

4. jack glazers (sexualisers)

🥉 people that call jalph ‘homoerotic’

🥈 people that call roger a sadist (being a sadist and being sadistic is different, google is free)

🥇the soft-boyification of simon

you’ll get back all right

Roger and Jack are so “Bffs who shit talk everyone else in the friend group and also shit talk each other to their faces and mean it but in an endearing way but also not really” coded to me

brah is not tuff🥀🥀🥀💔

Sorry If it looks bad

piggy when absolutely NO ONE listens to him when he has the conch:

i’ve never used alight motion before.

first i happied. then i sadded.

I don’t have a good caption for this

@takethatshitoffrnbruh art request ralph in meat grinder 🙏 lexxieannie factoid i used to be so scared of these and have nightmares

"Why am I british?"

ok I really like this closeup of jack. Ugh ugh ugh

shit quality Ik

rogerrrr

lotf headcanon that roger’s parents are convinced their son is the nicest boy on earth he comes home from school and says ‘i had a great day today mummy i learnt so much in mathematics and geography and my choir practice is going swimmingly” when in reality him and jack threw paninis and rocks at year 4s and played bogies in the back of the classroom

sharpen a stick at both ends

I hate when I say things like "oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones" and some peanut comes in and replies with "so a smartphone with spotify?" No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don't need a data connection and don't have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don't have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.

Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like "My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality"

merry lotfmas @literatureluver ‼‼‼‼

@lotf-secret-santa

He died doing what he loved. Being fatally injured.

Transmasc choosing a hairstyle

me when the lotf obsession get so bad i literally have to cling onto the book for dear life and just start pacing around my room to calm down so i don’t explode

i hate how 80% of the fandom mischaracterises simon to be a sweet innocent small flower boy tell me you didn’t read the book properly without telling me you didn’t read the book properly. yes he represents a christ like figure in some ways but that doesn’t mean he IS jesus, that boy was DERANGED and COULDVE been just as bad as roger he isn’t some tiny innocent sweetheart boy

OG by @sweepswoop_ on Twitter

Felt like doing an LOTF take on this 😌✨

the concept of cuteness aggression is so funny. awww you're adorable I need to hurt you

"Always dark in color" and they make Roger the whitest bitch alive

Ralph: Jack...

Jack: Oh no, 'Jack' in b-flat.

Jack: You're disappointed.

i dont care if mondays blue. tuesday coo and wednesday coo. thursday yea im gonna coo it's friday im a dove

simon as a 1970s hippie

hcs below!!! :3

survived the boys attacking him—several of his wounds got infected and they needed to amputate his leg

was a flower child b4 flower children were a thing

became a hippie and stayed a hippie thru the 60s–70s

used medical marijuana b4 medical marijuana was a thing (helps his hallucinations)

owns a lizard named janis but he exclusively calls her arsehole❤️

kept in contact with ralph and WILL call him 10000 times a day (his wallet is crying)

gender nonconforming :3

ralph is very confused by this but just lets him do whatever

vegan, partly cuz of the island, partly cuz he loves animals

flew to america for woodstock ‘69 and got stuck there for a week

This fanart makes me cackle every time I see it like why is bro TWEAKING 😭⁉️