Peter, Lying On His Stomach With His Face In His Pillow While Ned Is Sitting On The Bed Next To Him:

Galaxy historians, passing down the story of the final battle between the Resistance and the Final Order: -and they were co-generals

Space gays:

i never know what to do with the body when i do these so here’s one of those things with arms™

Need GOOD cartoons with NICE LGBTQ+ representation?

Here I got some of my favorite. Highly recommend them, if you haven’t gave them a chance.

The Legend Of Korra

Steven Universe

Adventure Time

Yuri On Ice

Sailor Moon

Bojack Horseman

She-ra

Doukyuusei

Banana Fish

Asagao to kase-san

Only the best of the best, y'all deserve to watch something well made.

I would literally take the ghost of Ronald Regan with running mate Bill Clinton’s boner circa 1997 over Donald Drumpf do not test me

Some Conversations I Overhear-

Eddie: *spray vanilla air freshener*

Venom: You Vanilla Whore.

Eddie: Oi, I'm not a vanilla whore.

Venom: Sorry Vanilla Bitch.

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Eddie: Can you survive chemical fires?

Venom: No-

Eddie: Then you can't be my friend.

Eddie: *yeets Venom*

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Anne Seeing Venom: THE ALASKAN BULL WORM!

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Venom: Can we get McDonald's?

Anne and Dan: You're dying!

Venom: So?

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Venom: hewwo mwister obama

Riot: God I knew you would be like this-

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Eddie: I love you-

Venom: Aww bitch me too the fuck.

Eddie: ...

Eddie: I'll get 'em next time.

i’ve been doing my homework on how to break into a writing career and honestly. there’s a Lot that i didn’t know about thats critical to a writing career in this day and age, and on the one hand, its understandable because we’re experiencing a massive cultural shift, but on the other hand, writers who do not have formal training in school or don’t have the connections to learn more via social osmosis end up extremely out of loop and working at a disadvantage. 

USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.

Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.

If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.

Are you with me?

Spread the word.

Tony: Where’s Morgan?

Tony:

Tony: Ok, this calls for desperate measures.

Tony, whispering: Tony Stark is a bad father.

Morgan appearing from behind the curtains: I love you 3000 you’re the best Dad!

Peter dropping from the ceiling: Step the fuck up, Kyle!

Harley kicking down the door holding a potato gun: Who the fuck wanna die?

Vision teleporting in through the Internet: That is not a factual statement.

Nebula bursting out of a kitchen cabinet: *brandishes knives threateningly*

Tony tearing up: What the fuck guys.

Dairy Free Chocolate Cake

This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks!