He doesn’t come around until the following summer of the Bill Handyman AU. He’s some random kid who dropped out of college and moved to Gravity Falls for the low rent and works at the shack. He thinks Bill is his friend, but he’s too stupid to manipulate. He doesn’t know about Weirdmageddon because of the Never Mind All That Law. Every time he hears the Pines talk about Weirdmageddon and how Bill ‘nearly destroyed the fabric of reality’ his only response is “wow y’alls Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons games sound intense.” He is shipped with no one and is Just Kind Of There being a himbo.
Suddenly being hit with a massive wave of hate against trans men for some reason. I'm MtF, but if you hate trans men or have some bad take about them then just block me right now. idc how many followers i lose over this, it's awful as fuck. i'm literally dating one and he's nothing like anything u ppl are saying
HE WAS SO READY TO KICK ASS PROFESSOR FIG HAD TO ACTUALLY RESTRAIN HIM.
I love Arthur Adam’s rage he’s such a cute Hufflepuff boy who can and will blast you to oblivion if you’re a poacher or dark wizard
As an aroace I engage with romance and sex from a fantasy-level type of distance in the way that whenever I remember that people in real life actually want to touch each other's genitals I get the same wave of "hold the fuck up" that I would get if someone reminded me dragons exist.
I’m about to say it; Roman/Greek mythology is overrated. Return to Egyptian Mythology.
Everyone being super horny on main for a bunch of gods and goddesses who were gay and shit. Big whoop. Lots of gods from a bunch of mythos were gay.
Apollo being a twink and being gay for Icarus? Heard it. I don’t care anymore.
Give me the wacky hijinks of Seth and Osiris’ brotherhood that led to Seth fuckin’ murking his megamind-looking-ass brother at his own birthday party. I want a shit-faced Hathor at a party singing bad songs because she thought they were serving blood but it was actually wine.
My friend @cynical-bonehead’s Skyrim OC, Keryth! I had a lot of fun drawing the Snelf :) He’s a snow elven spellsword who has a love got alchemy, as well as a wielder of Sanguine’s rose.
I hear they're reforming the Dawnguard. Vampire hunters, or something, in the old fort near Riften. Might consider joining up myself.
There’s a nip in the air. Cold won’t be good for my crops. Never is.
the composition of this photo is too good I’m so sorry but this is like a renaissance painting
My favorite NPC I use:
Maxamillion Vanterbar, an energetic, 11 year old boy with curly blond hair and bright blue eyes. He’s got an unquenchable thirst for adventure and runs away from his mother, a mayor of a prestigious town to follow the party around for quests with his father’s sword by is side.
The sword? Actually the Sword of Kas. And his father? Kas the Bloody Handed, right hand to Vecna.
If Max does meet his father, he will NOT be happy the party brought along his only son and sword given to him by Vecna, and will likely yell at the party and try to usher Max home.
This small, unassuming and hyperactive kid makes for a great “WHAT?” moment, that gets a kick from my players. Especially when Max doesn’t seem to care, only wanting to go on an adventure
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Tell me about your character, monsters, villains or NPC’s?
Mind reblogging or messaging me with a blurb? I need some notable adventurers and villains to pepper into some bard tales I forgot to prep. Name, Race, Class, Notable deed, battle or accomplishment and whether they came to a good or bad end? Please?
Thanks anyone who helps. Any will do, anon is on and if you don’t want me to post it I won’t :D
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