Wow. The Patience, Kindness And Calm Communication Skills. Outstanding.

truly cannot state enough how much i enjoy how the characters in bg3 look like they’re Actual Adult people. i go wild about it. i’ve never been hornier. cannot empathize with the people who complain about the lines and wrinkles

Watch the skies, traveler… 🌌

the duality of man

Some vegan: you’re so inhumane! I can’t believe you ONLY eat meat! It’s disgusting! You’re a murderer! I hope your happy killing animals! Would you kill and eat a person?

A bosmer: I don’t know how to tell you this, but—

Me when some major life destroying thing in my life happens: haha! That is beyond funny and I have absolutely zero emotional reaction.

Me when the most minor inconvenience happens:

IT IS TIME

Writing a Baldur’s Gate 3 Fanfic of the whole game with my Tav (Tavian) and his misadventures with the whole bg3 crew. Though it might seem like it in the first few chapters he will not be romantically involved with Astarion but they do become besties who look out for each other. It warms my heart as I’m writing it because they’re both helping each other out because they care, but they don’t *have* to be in love. They’re supportive and get really close and can read each other so well. He’ll be going through and exploring his childhood of losing his parents to a devil pact they made with a certain poetic devil. It’ll also just generally be a lot of fun I think because I’m having a lot of fun writing it and having the characters interact so freely. It won’t be centered on romance but the adventures and bonds these idiots grow together.

Anyway, is this basically an ad for my new fic? Yes. Let me know if you guys are actually interested in reading it i already have 2 1/2 chapters written and the first chapter comes out on AO3 on the 19th of this month :)

Chibi!

I’m also considering opening commissions soon 👀

If Batman and Spider-Man switched rogues galleries none of their villains would last more than ten minutes against the new enemy

Curse you tumblr for making me cry about this pathetic computer scientist