Hazbin Hotel As Humans PART 2:

hey people who like wallace wells

this your boy?

Adam:IM

Lute:okay, settle down

Adam:IM

Lute:take it easy

Adam:IM

Lute:WHAT THE SCALLOP?!

Adam:IM A GOOFY GOOBER

Has anyone done this yet?

Rating hazbin ships, but im not gonna be on rating my favorite ships higher. Im gonna be brutally honest:

Vaggie/charlie: I love it so much its so sweet, and they did have a rough patch a bit, but they communicated, and communication matters so much. 10/10

Angel/husk: I love how it shows husk waits on angel for consent to touch him. And I like how husk is honest and tells Angel really no one cares if he's famous or not he's a human, and he doesn't need to be perfect. This ship isn't bad. I just wanna see Husk have a mental breakdown like an angel and talk about his contract with alastor. 8/10

Lucifer/lilith: honestly? I really want them to have a happy relationship. But if she's just like adam cause their equals and she got rid of charlie and lucifer having a relationship by some weird evil idea? I can't stand that. So 5.5/10

Sir pentious/cherri bomb: I don't know I mean cherri had no damn care about sir pentious until she found out he had two dicks. Idk 7/10

Lucifer/alastor:alastor kinda a dick and lucifer kind hates him. And they both the type to accidently lock their kids In their cars. But lucifer would break the car door to get his kid, and the alastor would look the other way, but it's a good crackship. 6.9/10

Adam/lucifer: realistically? Lucifer would beat adam for touching his daughter if he could again. 5.6/10

Valentino/angel:...-10000000000000000/10 I hate it so much.

What your favorite hazbin hotel character says about you PT1:

Lucifer morningstar:You have daddy issues, huh? Your dad was a dead beat or a drunk, wasn't he? But he did love you, huh 🤨? He was just stuck on his addiction to show you his love, wasn't he?

OR you're a monster fucker right?

Bonus if both.

Alastor: either A you love people that don't love you back. B, you love your mom. C is that... *sniff* *sniff* mommy issues? And not just mommy issues is that.. *sniff* *sniff* DADDY ISSUES TOO??? YOU GOT BOTH????

Charlie: you are optimistic and crushed by life wernt you? You love you dad and mom and want to show them you can be more then your sibling and you wanna be seen.

Vaggie:oldest child huh? Or the child that acted like the parent because yours were unbothered or hard workers to give you a life.

Angel dust: baby, I'm sorry it happened to you. It's not your fault. Also middle child?

Husk:Like old men? Desperately want someone to tell you it's alright? Afraid you're becoming your parents?

Nifty:like crazy characters, or she became your favorite when adam died?

Mimzy:You like female characters that get shitted on for doing NOTHING wrong, don't you?

Vote blue or Geno will shoot you.

Well, aren't you just a lil ball of sunshine.

Hazbin hotel cosplayers and Fandom rant.

Okay, so generally, every character almost every in hazbin hotel has wrist width looking waists. And the way some of yall see someone who isn't a twig and go judge them is mad fucking disrespectful.

Like, who the hell cares someone cosplaying a character isn't as thin as said character? They're having FUN. Fucking FUN and yall putting them down because their not 75 pounds is WILD.

That's why people suck so much some of yall are mad chronically online and judgmental cunts. Let people HAVE THEIR DAMN FUN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I know damn well your mama or papa's didn't teach you to be a disrespectful ass person? Like Jesus christ 💀🙏.

(Not all of you tho there as some sweet people in this fandom)

When i saw this motherfucker

The first thing that popped in mind was this

just straight up booping everyone i see on my dash, doesnt matter if i know you or not. get booped loser!!!

So I'm pretty sure lucifers real name was Samael. His original name before he left Heaven.

"Samael, from the amoraic period onward the major name of Satan in Judaism. The name first appears in the account of the theory of angels in the Ethiopic Book of Enoch 6, which includes the name, although not in the most important place, in the list of the leaders of the angels who rebelled against God."

Who knows I could be 1000% wrong but like imagine if the other archangels especially michael call him samael to rub it in his face(he's always the one that's seen as the asshole in a lot of media privacy because he's the angel of "an angelic warrior, fully armed with helmet, sword, and shield, " "He is considered a champion of justice, a healer of the sick, and the guardian of the Church." "mentions of his name are in third- and second-century-BC Jewish works, often but not always apocalyptic, where he is the chief of the angels and archangels")

And if michael is the "mentions of his name are in third- and second-century-BC Jewish works, often but not always apocalyptic, where he is the chief of the angels and archangels"

Adam was the leader of Exorcist. But was it michael who taught them how to attack?. Because as much a warrior adam in most media represent him as head strong. And impulsive, also very arrogant.

The Exorcists' fighting styles pointed out by Carmella carmine "out for blood" and NEVER focus on getting hurt only on hurting others.

And "Gabriel is the herald of visions, messenger of God and one of the angels of higher rank."

Even the seraphim who are the "in the highest rank in Christian angelology and in the fifth rank of ten in the Jewish angelic hierarchy." Are powerful, and yet NEITHER of them knew how someone got into heaven. Is it gabriel that tells Sera to not question it. Especially when she was younger so she wouldn't fall?

And Sera carried that to Emily?

(Im sorry I know most of this don't male any sense I just saw six angels point angelic weapons at lucifer and I wanna know which ones)

These are all archangels I am certain. And I looked up how many arch angels are there and it says Michael, Gabriel, Uriel, Chamuel (Camael), Raphael, Jophiel, and Zadkiel

We all know the first two.

Michael- He is considered a champion of justice, a healer of the sick, and the guardian of the Church.

Gabriel-Gabriel is the herald of visions, messenger of God and one of the angels of higher rank.

Now the others

Uriel- archangel of wisdom, light, and the truth of God.

Chamuel (camael)-Archangel Chamuel's mission is to help bring peace to the world. The Archangel of Love

Raphael- Archangel Raphael is often called upon to help with physical healing. travelers, the blind, happy meetings, nurses, physicians, medical workers, matchmakers, Christian marriage, and Catholic studies.

Jophiel-Widely known as the angel of beauty, Jophiel represents the beauty of God, and he plays a great role in helping you see your inner beauty

Zadkiel- In Jewish mysticism and Christian Kabbalah, Zadkiel is associated with the classical planet Jupiter. The angel's position in the sephirot is fourth, which corresponds to Chesed "Kindness".

Are we gonna see this? Because their gods main seven angels. Maybe we'd see Azrael the angel of death?

(Sorry tho when I'm into something I do research for hours)

Tumblr writers finding out afab means that the person isn't afab anymore and they make their afab readers still female:

But seriously when I see afab reader I'm expecting the reader to be a trans male or smth.