Echo: Can we talk about that mass email you sent?
Crosshair : Why? It was important.
Echo: All it says is, "I'm back on my shit".
Crosshair, shrugging: The people need to know.
Echo, texting Hunter: Hunter! Help I’m being kidnapped
Hunter: Where are you?
Echo: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Hunter: I’ll call Crosshair.
Crosshair, answering their cell: hello?
Hunter: Where’s Echo? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Crosshair: Echo? What do you mean, they're right next to me-
Crosshair: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Crosshair: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Wrecker: Is there a word that's a mix between happy and sad?
Tech: Malcontent, disgruntled, miserable, desolate
Omega: Smad
Does anyone know Dream x Desire smut or even just fanfiction?
Crosshair: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Hunter: ... Your what?
Crosshair: My friends.
Tech: Are they saying “friends”?
Echo: I think they're being sarcastic.
Wrecker: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Crosshair! All of your friends are in this room.
Crosshair: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends!
Crosshair: So are you two dating now?
Tech & Phee: Yes.
Crosshair: Why?
Tech: I happen to find Phee very appealing.
Crosshair: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Phee.
I love the fact that the person who made this went the way of H*and H*olding. What I imagine them saying as they wrote this: "The evil, sinful, hand holding. How lewd."
Every person's reaction to the H*nd H*lding being different is funny asf
Echo: WHY. why did you give Crosshair a KNIFE?! Hunter: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe. Echo: Now I feel unsafe! Hunter: I’m sorry. Hunter: ... would you like a knife?
People be like "ShARe YouR EmoTIonS" like, I'm sorry, my mom had me use No Tears Shampoo when I was younger.