LITERALLY!! SCOTS ON TOP❕❕

having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime

fanfiction isn’t enough, I need to chew on him

quite literally my thirteenth reason

Omg PLEASE!

You: I have decided that I am in fact, a snack

You: people are just not hungry

Loki, under his breath: I am starving...

I read the hobbit 🤨 in 1937 😐 when it first came out ☝️

i feel like an old maiden in dating culture. girls, don’t settle <3 do what makes you happiest!

does anybody know where i can get a full bag—i mean like entire thing— of just the lucky charms marshmallows???

I love adam warlock, the man’s a little himbo… high evolutionary didnt let him bake all the way and now he’s just a little fucked up. just a kiddo

ultron :)

You wish for world peace and suddenly every human on the planet drops dead, wish granted.

crying

RIP Matthew Perry

No one else could’ve played Chandler Bing🩵