Locked In Because It Reminded Me Of That One Scene

Due to a miscommunication, Danny is mistaken for a High Ranking court of Owls member

Danny starts attending Gotham Academy for Reasons, and while there encounters one of the bat siblings. They (mistakenly or correctly your choice) clock him as a clone of Dick Grayson, and considering the Court of Owls has a Big Interest in Dick and some weird, cryptic statements from Danny the Bat Sibling 'realises' Danny is the courts answer to never having been able to get their Talon. BUT the Batfam isn't the only ones this miscommunication occurs with - somehow the entirety of Gotham academy is also now convinced Danny is a member of The Court, and Danny can't figure out why everyone is being very, very nice to him suddenly.

You know something I’ve always found interesting about the movie Heathers is that despite it being a majority female cast and a movie explicitly about people being bad people by far the most deplorable actions that happen are done by the very few male characters in the show. Like of course the heathers are terrible people who deserve punishment for their actions but they are ultimately bully’s not criminals(though if it was up to me bullies would also serve at least a day) and out of the four main/side male characters three of which commit some kind assault( in JD’s case Assault’s)

It’s just wild to me that only JD’s father who’s used mostly for gags, the principal who we never see and heather chandlers ex Peter both of which have so few screen time that they are hardly even side character.

Just to be clear this is not to excuse the actions of any characters in Heathers they all suck that’s the point.

for: anon.

grown men fight about how annoying it is there are more women in superhero movies now. 

im not unused to fights about superheroes. at school, i watch my girl students get into the opposite fight: who gets to be wonder woman. most of the marvel films were too violent for them to see, which leaves all of three names: supergirl and ivy. ivy isn’t even a superhero. she’s a villain that people fell in love with.

Every time they play, I am reminded again how many of my heroes are just the male hero’s name, but with “She” or “girl” tacked haphazardly onto someone else’s title. Whenever the boys join the game these children - meaning no harm, just saying the truth the way it opens up for them, as preschool children do - they remind the girls that Superman is stronger than Supergirl. The man is always stronger. this is backed by what they watch. i understand why they believe it.

Kids don’t read comics. These kids can’t read yet at all. I can’t tell them about squirrel girl or captain marvel (oh, oh, but didn’t Disney wait their sweet time to see if that would pay off - and her story is now just tacked on too, cleaning up a man’s mess). They won’t read that kind of stuff until middle school, maybe, if they’re told comics are an okay thing for girls to like. And by then they’ve lived a decade of their life. Fighting for scraps. For only one wonder woman.

“another female superhero?” groans a man on the internet. i see my 7 girls all scrambling for 3 names, and the boys each comfortable in their own batman/superman/spiderman/aquaman/ironman/hawkeye/antman/captian america. i see my 7 girls all deciding: let’s play my little pony instead. we can’t be heroes. girls don’t get to be.

they save equestria in their game. i tell them they’re my superheroes. one wraps herself around my body and looks up. “i hate all the girl heroes,” she says, “they’re stupid.” i remind her we don’t use stupid as a word at school. she looks at me, deadpan. “i don’t like them,” she repeats, “i only like wonder woman.”

i try my best. “there’s storm and batgirl,” i say. 

“yeah,” she says, “but there’s no movies about them.”

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪 ~

~Episode 2 ~

~Olympus~

*all the Olympian gods are having fun at the banquet*

Y/N:*stares*

Poseidon:*stares back*

Ares;what are they doing?

Ermes:communicating, I guess.

Y/N: *fills Poseidon's cup with wine*

Poseidon:*drinks it*

Ares:how?

Ermes:*shrugs*

He’s a horse girl

Sometimes I forgot that Poseidon is the God of horses too 🐎🤠

yes

After Arthur dies, he has to face all the people Merlin has killed in the afterlife.

Only when he's defeated them all, will he return.

Is there a Shen Twins au that addresses how that would affect a potential Bingge visit? Personally I’d like to see one where PIDW!Binghe has just left the Scum Villain timeline, he’s super confused about how different that SQQ was from the one he grew up with, and then he’s in another different dimension with two SQQ’s. So this must be the answer right? In his original world Shen Jiu became SQQ, and in the crybaby’s world Shen Yuan became SQQ. Which leaves the question: where was the Shen Yuan in his world? (he gives 0 fucks about where Shen Jiu ended up in the other world) The way he sees it, the world owes him a Shen Yuan and he’s gonna find him and ask him where the hell he’s been. And maybe to marry him, but that’s not important right now. Throw in Madam Meiyin confirming that’s his soulmate and that’s a fic that would scratch every inch of my brain.

I love how, no matter which version of Starscream people draw, his human version will always sport whatever kind of royalty-military uniform this is