Living Is So Exhausting And So Rewarding But Never At The Same Time

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Is there a Shen Twins au that addresses how that would affect a potential Bingge visit? Personally I’d like to see one where PIDW!Binghe has just left the Scum Villain timeline, he’s super confused about how different that SQQ was from the one he grew up with, and then he’s in another different dimension with two SQQ’s. So this must be the answer right? In his original world Shen Jiu became SQQ, and in the crybaby’s world Shen Yuan became SQQ. Which leaves the question: where was the Shen Yuan in his world? (he gives 0 fucks about where Shen Jiu ended up in the other world) The way he sees it, the world owes him a Shen Yuan and he’s gonna find him and ask him where the hell he’s been. And maybe to marry him, but that’s not important right now. Throw in Madam Meiyin confirming that’s his soulmate and that’s a fic that would scratch every inch of my brain.

tg: chmonpka

what if you were SOME GUY and the first time you meet a famous superhero is when he KILLS HIMSELF and then you get KIDNAPPED and told you have to ADOPT HIS IDENTITY and your new girlfriend HATES YOU and your new arch nemesis is GAY and tries to KILL YOU because you’re not his REAL BOYFRIEND who he ALSO WANTS TO KILL

This, right here, is why I can’t ship Supermartian

This is the in Canon explanation for how they got back together

He’s blaming himself for her actions

This is not a healthy relationship

This is toxic af

This relationship worked well in Season One. Oh sure, it had its ups and downs, but it worked. This, right here? This is sending a clear message that if your significant other abuses you, it’s your duty to forgive them unconditionally followed by you apologizing to them because clearly, it was your fault all along

The fact that they created a specific situation (using Psimon, of all people, because that makes sense- it’s not like M’gann has been shown to be able to easily overpower him or anything) to create a situation like this where unconditionally forgiveness was FORCED, is sickening

Guh

chat i hope you find this as funny as i do

Uchiha family features, and spoiled Sasuke