This Is Wonderful

Idk about you guys, but Adam's rant before his death kinda reminded me of Angel's breakdown after being rejected by Husk. Both their rants were about how they were hot shit, and the contents of the rants being sexual in nature. Angel yells about how people would KILL for a chance to fuck him, while Adam yells about how him fucking Eve is the reason everyone existed in the first place.

Both of them also talk about sex a lot, and it's the main part of their personality. Angel is like that because he feels like that's how he has to be, likely due to pressure to be like how he's portrayed in the movies he's known for. Many "fans" don't like when celebrities don't act the same way from the media they're known for, and if his fans aren't happy with how he acts, Valentino probably won't be ether.

The whole reason Adam existed in the first place was to breed more humans. Nothing else until he became an angel. All he had was fruit to live off of, and Lilith. When Lilith ran off, she was easily replaced by Eve. Adam could have been just as easy to replace with another man willing to breed if HE had been the one who ran off. But he didn't, because he had nothing else besides Lilith/Eve, and had no idea that Lucifer could have let him join him like Lilith did. So he stayed, and fulfilled his life purpose.

To make this analysis even worse, he was probably really young at the time. His personality makes me think of a sexually active teen who's probably aggressive due to hormones. Being born at that age would make him more likely to fulfill his role God gave him.

In short, it's likely that Adam has sexual trauma as well, and is the reason he acts like a fuck boy all the time. But that's just my theory.

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪 ~

~Episode 2 ~

~Olympus~

*all the Olympian gods are having fun at the banquet*

Y/N:*stares*

Poseidon:*stares back*

Ares;what are they doing?

Ermes:communicating, I guess.

Y/N: *fills Poseidon's cup with wine*

Poseidon:*drinks it*

Ares:how?

Ermes:*shrugs*

Guh

Eiji is so talented, he's an expert at taming rowdy boys. I love them all.

Divine Twitch Chat come through 🤺

Also B/W version cause they kinda slap

Ah yes my glorious Mycenaean baddie

Have you ever loved a being that would absolutely despise the ground you walk on? I have. Still do.

Why’s Cap Acting like an Asshole?

Thavma and Billy have been separated for about two weeks now.

Without Billy, Thavma is simply the Living Lightning. Sure it’s alive, but it doesn’t have morals, opinions, none of that. Instead, all of that is shaped by its host. So, without Billy, Thavma doesn’t really care for anything.

Though, that doesn’t stop it from trying to care about the stuff Billy does.

Thavma: *standing outside of a burning building*

Mother: “My baby! My baby is still inside!”

Thavma: *closes its eyes and takes the biggest breath, sounding so done because he does not want to help*

Baby: *wailing*

Thavma: *floats into the building to save the baby and anyone else with an annoyed expression*

To be honest, all Thavma wants to do is protect the Rock. And Billy. But mostly the Rock. The reason for this is because of the fact The Living Lightning was solely made to protect the center of Magic. It does not care for saving people, but it does care about eliminating threats to the Rock, which most of Billy’s villains are. If that ends up helping anyone but the Rock, that was an extra bonus.

Speaking of villains, like stated earlier, a few of them are threats to Magic. Such as Black Adam. In Thavma’s mind, that means he automatically has to be eliminated. No mercy.

That’s how Black Adam was greeted with the Champion actually trying to kill him and almost succeeding. He’s never seen the man so bloodlusted and silent during a fight before. He’s also never seen the man use the full extent of his abilities. In other words, Thavma is much more in tune with its own strengths and weaknesses and was whooping Black Adam’s ass with extreme efficiency. This is because while Thavma doesn’t have any morals and such, he still has memories from previous champions, and although they had different gods as patrons, their strengths and speed and all that were the same.

In short, this was a guy with about 5000 years of experience fighting a guy with over 100,000.

Anyways, the fight got so bad that the JL pulled up as Thavma was literally about to force Black Adam to say Shazam with MIND CONTROL MAGIC that neither Adam nor the JL have ever seen him use before.

Supes: *sounds disturbed* “Since when can you do mind control??”

Thavma: *looks over to them with a judgmental eyebrow raise cause why’re Billy’s little friends here*

Batman: “Captain, please step away from Black Adam.”

Thavma: *torn between protecting the Rock and not wanting to mess up Billy and the JL’s friendships*

Thavma eventually decided that when Billy became his host again, the boy might be upset about losing these people. The boy being upset could affect his ability to protect the Rock in the future and so he reluctantly stepped away from Adam.

Thavma: *steps away but does a little annoyed sigh reminiscent of a moody teenager*

Black Adam: *flies away, glancing over his shoulder every now and then*

Flash: *zooms over* ”Cap, buddy, what was that?”

Thavma: *really doesn’t want to talk to these guys at all* “Nothing. I must take my leave now. Good day.” *tries to speed walk away*

Flash: *wondering why he’s talking like that* “Dude, wait up!”

JL: *all follow after him kinda like ducklings*

Thavma honestly didn’t know how his host put up with these mortals. They ask so many questions.

GL: “Cap, you haven’t shown up to the last few meetings. What’s up with that?”

Thavma: “I forgot.”

Supes: “Forgot? I thought you never forgot things. You said something about the Wisdom of Solomon making it so that you couldn’t. Has something been making you that busy?

Thavma: “Yes.”

Wondy: “What is it? Some kind of villain?”

Thavma: “It’s nothing, and no.”

The “nothing” in question has just been it lounging around the Rock because that’s what it was made to do: protect the Rock. Being around it often is the easiest way to ensure that. The Champions not staying often was something Thavma always found idiotic. Why did they care about their villages or cities when their duty was to the Rock? At that thought, Thavma could only sigh and shake his head. Mortals.

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Naruto’s yearning over Sasuke and Sakura was so real

Uchiha men just eavesdropping kdkdk

Obito is really sticking to the bit when he calls Konan a "little girl" even though she's literally 4 years older than him...