Went To See Some Monster Trucks. Wore A Skirt. Regretted It Immediately.

Making incorrect httyd book quotes out of conversations I've had with ais.

Hiccup: sometimes I think God stays in heaven because he's afraid of what he's created.

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Fishlegs: I've had enough. *eats fibre glass wall insulation*

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Camicazi: Is being left handed a disability?

Hiccup: What the fuck did you just ask me!?

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Fishlegs: I wanna chew ice.

Hiccup: you have an iron deficiency.

Fishlegs: FUCK!

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Camicazi: what's trigonometry? Is it like a type of stick?

Hiccup: it's a branch of maths regarding the study of triangles.

Camicazi: so if it's a branch of maths then it's a type of stick?

Fishlegs: oh lord help me.

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Camicazi: I'll bite you.

Fishlegs: tbh you're so short I'd just assume you were a teething baby.

Camicazi: I hope you enjoy staring at coffin lids.

Let's be real. Xar is a monster high fan.

Me too bro. Me too.

He loves horsies… and holding side-planks.

Getting back into MHA has me genuinely fucked up because what do you mean I have to endure everybody's fuck ass first design hero costumes before I can get to Todoroki family lore?

Felt a little too accurate

Here's a Camicazi before I continue re-reading the books🔥

- I never took you for a romantic 

Yall my tumblr just turned 1 yesr old

I MADE THIS ACCOUNT TO POST HEARTSTIPPER SHIT AND VENT AND NOW ALL I TALK ABOUT IS HTTYD LIKE WHAT? 😭

Httyd except the book!verse is integrated into the movie!verse because I desperately want these two to be brothers

I actually like all of my posts because I think it gets them further when in reality it probably isn't helpful