“We’re All Fucking Wild. That’s What Danger Days Is” - Gerard Way

“I ALWAYS deserve a snack.”

- Gustavo Rocque

“Yeah, I don’t do wrench.”

- Gustavo Rocque

don’t claim you know hockey if you don’t know who they are

AND I wasn’t an adult with a full time job

Here are some the bear episodes ideas

Musical episode

Accidentally killing the health inspector

Beach episode

Needing to put together a talent show to save the restaurant

Saving Chicago

Saving the world

Episode where Carmys emotions get split up and they have to put them back together

Gas leak and everyone is a muppet

the character designs from this kitty litter commercial are oodling my fucking noodles

look at them. amazing

once the riverdale students find out archie and jughead, the english teacher, live together jughead will become the teacher high schoolers come out to

happy international women’s day to all girls with serial killer genes, black widows of wall street, serpent queens, living saints, girlbosses with cringefail boyfriends, milfs who poison people, real housewives, dead-beat moms, lesbian art dealers, and girls who would commit murder for a book contract 

okay here’s a ted lasso opinion: i think there should be a running like, d plot in season 3 about moe bumbercatch, resident afc richmond knit wizard.

hear me out. anybody (myself included) who is a fibre crafter of any kind or knows a fibre crafter, especially one who obviously has done it long enough and often enough to be able to knit the welsh flag which is not exactly a simple design into a scarf, knows that one of the greatest challenges of fibre crafting is “who do i offload all of these finished projects on, because they cannot just sit around my house.” 

so i present to you the concept of season 3 d plot about everybody getting gifted bumbercatch-knitted items of various sorts. scarves. hats. a fucking sweater if you did something REALLY cool. there’s a whole Thing where whatever trent crimm ends up doing he sticks around the team for whatever reason and he gets like, a pen cozy knitted for him and everyone makes an enormous deal out of it because “ooooooooo you got bumbercatch knitting, you’re REALLY part of richmond now!!!” while he stands there like ??? WHAT is a pen cozy.

in the background of various shots, somebody’s just wearing a knitted piece and everyone knows where it came from. it’s very exciting when someone finds something in their locker. i just think it’d be fun.

21st century hierarchy of needs