gatorade girl summer
Directionator is what doofenshmirtz uses to turn everyone in the tri state area into one directioners
as he should
Coasting off Barry’s inheritance from Eobard
STAR Labs Museum (Olga works her ass off)
Profits from E-1 sales of HR’s “Scientific Romance” novels.
Hartley Rathaway uses his inheritance to keep STAR Labs afloat just to spite his homophobic family
Betting on sports outcomes based on Eobard Thawne’s Little Black Book of scores for the next century
Harry and Cisco secretly have an incredibly successful drag act (with occasional appearances by Wally)
Harry and Cisco patent and sell their weapons
Harry buys gold and precious metals on E-2 then sells them for cash on E-1
Cisco’s secret life as a hair model
Cisco’s secret life as a Superhero Costume Designer
Joe’s double life as a lounge singer
Caitlin is secretly a highly paid scientific consultant
Caitlin’s life insurance after Ronnie’s death
Killer Frost sells custom ice sculptures
Team Flash makes PSA’s as “edgy teens” in Central City’s don’t-do-dangerous-shit-to-give-yourself-meta-powers commercials
Time Vault Gideon hasn’t appeared in seasons because all her CPU power is now dedicated to Bitcoin mining
I laughed in your face and said “you’re not betty cooper, i’m not jughead jones this ain’t the five seasons hotel we’re modern idiots” and who’s gonna hold you like me?
you did jingle jangle then drank a chocolate milkshake we declared josie and the pussycats should be a bigger artist i scratch your crown you fall asleep like a tattooed golden retriever
Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately
Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately
“Yeah I don’t want to. Laters.”
- Gustavo Rocque
“I know how to have fun, I just choose not to have it.”
- Gustavo Rocque
Me when I see a meme online posted by a fellow directioner
the sparkly basket: *is stuck*
taylor: alexa this is so sad play our song
The All Too Well short film IS the Teen Wolf movie
New political compass
musicians from NJ, overly moral superheroes, brain-rotting tv shows, and everything in between
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