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Shut up about humanification of cookies. Now is time to cookiefication of humans. /hj

I think we pushed him to hard in joking about him being a masochist he’s just slowing turning into a sadist like if you agree and are scared for your life that this man might break into your home just to hold you hostage and listen to distractible

🍃🌺🌷🌹Reblog to make this man not smother you to death while you’re sleeping🌸✨🍄🍃

Y'all just hit reblog when you see "gay" and "bread"

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

The bastard

everybody who reblogs this will get a terrible Sanders Sides pickup line in their inbox. every. single. fander. 

The Skeleton War 2014

reblog if u want a crappy joke in ur messages!