*unfolds Deckchair*

Happy Halloween y'all!!!

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

If you don't wanna chuck your blorbo into the vacuum of space, is that thing even your blorbo?????

autumn is pretty.

picture it:

🍂walking down the road and leaves literally float across at a diagonal like I'm in a damn animation🍂

🌄glowing sunrise with dramatic dark clouds over rolling fields⛅

puddles that reflect the golden light, dewy leaves twinkling,

me speedwalking for public transport i'm almost going to miss because I don't get enough sleep so getting up is torture...

... genuinely pretty tho. 4 stars, best season. one star deducted for inconveniences I'm forgetting rn cos pretty.

the orb is cloudy today

Ahem!

STAR TREK IS GOOD.

That is all, for now.

🌲🕸️Merry Halloween!!🕸️🌲

May your skeletons be merry and bright.

god please take all of my mutuals' suffering, double it and give it to donald trump

I am no coward

boop 🐾

Activate your boop, coward

this probably isn't a hot take, but whenever I get to the point in a conversation where I'm talking about Star Trek characters playing DnD (it would probably always happen, I need the other person to let me talk long enough), I always get real hung up on explaining the concept that

Bones will always play Cleric, and complain about it.

I'm not done,

He will complain about the nature of the spells, he will complain about his friends getting injured, he will complain about being the only healer, he will complain if the party don't rest, he'll complain about spending all day tending people and then going and doing it all again, in the break room after work in a pretend fantasy world!

and they cave, and even Jim starts to think maybe it's a little unfair, and isn't sure how Bones got trapped in this anyhow.

Jim makes a half-elf cleric with sparkly hair and a backstory about their family being eaten by mermaids. Spock makes a druid to fill out the spells a bit so they don't run out, Scotty makes a fighter called Worp (second name might sound a bit like Core, but shh), and Uhura is playing her openly declared favourite class which is a bard.

The stage is set for another DPS.

Bones plays a Ranger.

he. cannot. stand. it.

ten minutes he's already twitchy, thirty minutes and someone makes the mistake of mentioning rangers get spell slots at a higher level and he keeps surreptitiously asking when that is.

2 tortorous hours later and he gives up.

Sorry Bones, we weren't healing right x)

...damn right u weren't, he smiles because he knows tho.

the party had never been so healthy in hp, but next session they all know Bones is loving every minute.

anyway yeah, if you met someone irl who tried to explain this chances are they were me, congrats on finding my blog lol

I may try again if I think it didn't hit hard enough or summat or I have more to say, be warned x)

a metabelis crystal would fix help me out so damn much.