Blaidd Says Heyyy

full of cheese and fruit juice

IM GONAN SELL THIS 8DEA TO DAVE N BUSTER && MAKE A BAZILLION DOLLAR$

#subtle foreshadowing?

I was definitely born in the right generation. I love my vibrator and t4t moaning audios and sexting with people in different time zones.

I'm seeing an older man (51) on Friday, we've been taking for weeks, he's the first person I've really opened up to about my puppy kink🩷 I've never done it before, but after these past weeks of hearing him say so many sweetly dehumanizing things to me, Im in love with this kink, I never knew I needed an owner🥺🩷💕💞 we've had multiple phone calls, he has such a hot deep older voice (almost like if Spike Spiegel was an older man lol) I'm honestly in heaven🥺🥺🩷💞💕🩷💞🩷💞🩷💞 he already rented a king sized room with a Jacuzzi in it, and he ordered my puppy tags💕💞🩷💞💕 he's also talking about taking me to the pet shop to get a clicker to clicker train me🩷💕💞🩷💕

that stupid shithead shinji isn’t around…time to watch orange

:3

Inspired by this tumblr post. based on this twitter post

Ollie's doing her best. (bonus after the jump)