Kaitou KID, Innocently, To Shinichi: Please Let Me Go. I’m Just A Sweet Little Boy Who Got Caught Up

It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨

Kid, sharpening a knife: We’ve got ways of making people talk.

Suspect: [Nervous]

Kid: [Cuts cake]

Suspect: ... Can I have some?

Shinichi: Cake is for talkers.

Smooth ✨💅

Kaitou KID, looking at his own wanted poster: Kinda gay to make a wanted poster… why do you want that man? So you can hold him?

Shinichi: Yeah. Hold him accountable.

KID: Hold him accountable for stealing your heart?

10/10 would definitely recommend 👍

DCMK translation - I Became Friends With my Look-alike

Hey all, I am back after a while with my fourth translation! It’s a friendship themed doujinshi this time (gosho boys+Ran&Sonoko), but Kaito and Shinichi are still the biggest focus in it. I hope you guys enjoy it!

sokkuri-san to tomodachi ni narimashita by もにかにこ

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Guys. Guys you don't get it. This one interaction - with Hakuba asking "Why is it that you steal? What is it all for?" and Kaitou Kid saying "Now, isn't it your job to find out?" launched like. A thousand fics.

That's Magic Kaito history right there.

The Detective-Phantom Thief rivalry before Kudo Shinichi ever appeared.

“oh they’re not taking away chronological dashboard, well everything’s okay then” they also said in the post they’re making reblogs collapsed (like comments on twitter) so you won’t see the full conversation in a post. they also won’t get rid of tumblr live despite it being an annoying and cancerous data-miner that isn’t legal in much of the world. they won’t even let you opt out of tumblr live for more than seven days. they implemented a terrible photo viewer that mimics tiktok and makes it so you can’t zoom in on images. they took away the ability to view prev tags. they’re making it so you have to sign in with your email to view almost any thing on tumblr. they’ve already made it so you have to sign in to send asks, even on anon. they’re slowly phasing out custom blog themes.

the things that make tumblr at all usable and favored by us– the older web blog features, the anonymity– that is still being taken away. it HAS been being taken away for some time now. i am urging you people to reveiwbomb the tumblr app. force them to acknowledge that users do not like these changes.

Lol

Ok, Future AU, Married Hakukai Headcanon that Hakuba gets a bad reputation at work because his colleagues see him leaving with different young men/women every other day and none of them were his husband. Everyone gossips about it but no one dare say anything because, well, he's the Superintendent General's son and the golden boy (along with Shinichi) of the Tokyo Metropolitan Police force.

When he eats lunch at the Precinct cafeteria, he could hear whispers as people walk pass:

"He's so handsome and incredibly smart, but I heard he's the cheating type."

"Eh, really? I guess you can't have it all. He has the look, the brain, the money, but turned out to be a complete scoundrel."

"Right? His poor husband! I saw him leaving the station the other day with a gorgeous redhead. The day before that was a leggy blonde..."

And meanwhiles, at their table, Shinichi turns to Hakuba and is like:

"Aren't you gonna at least try to dispel the rumors?"

Hakuba just shrugs:

"What would I tell them? That my husband has a near inhumane ability to shape shift? That I knowingly married KID the Phantom Thief?"

Shinichi narrows his eyes at his colleague's stupid fond smile for a brief moment before concluding, annoyed:

"You're enjoying the chaos, aren't you? Jesus, you two are exactly alike!"

Lunch goes on like normal after that. Shinichi is very tired of this pair.

... ♥

been thinking about them a lot lately