Big Bro Little Bro

I used to work at the zoo, and one time, a gorilla died of old age 

Problem was, it was the only gorilla in the zoo because it wasn’t very profitable. The gorilla was by far the most popular attraction, and they couldn’t afford to go a single day without it.

So the zoo owner came up to me and said, "For an extra $100 a day, do you want to put on this gorilla costume until we can afford a new one?"

Of course, I said yes.

Pretty quickly, I became the biggest hit at the zoo. Everyone wanted to see the human-like gorilla.

About a month later, the craze started to die down, but they kept pressuring me to get people’s attention again. So, in a desperate attempt, I climbed over to where the lions were and started hanging off the net.

Suddenly, this massive crowd gathered, and everyone looked terrified. I could feel my grip slipping — I couldn't hold on any longer. I started screaming, "Help! Help!" — and then I fell.

The lion rushed toward me, and just as I thought it was over, he leaned in and whispered, "Shut the fuck up before we all get fired."

Part 1?? of my silly doodles of the newest Of Saints and Sinners chapter!!

I wanted to draw waaaay more but got so busy with work 😔 Hopefully, I'll be able to draw the other drawings I planned soon enough!! But because of how busy I am I decided to post what I already had pfff

@morningstarwrites beautiful chapter as always!! And I was surprised at how spicy it got so quickly 😳 Will be covering that in my next doodles 😏

Additional: a dorky gif of Alastor blinking in surprise as I was trying to figure out how to draw that moment pfpf

Dick: I wore a Superman tshirt outside and people booed at me as I walked down the street #onlyingotham

Cass: Did you just say hashtag out loud?

Damian: You deserved it Grayson, must you be a disgrace to the mantle?

Jason: And a coward, you should have worn something with the Wonder Woman insignia.

Steph: Ooh or Green Arrow, think of how pissed off Bruce would be.

Tim: It would be so much worse if it was Green Lantern though

Clark: *trying desperately not to laugh in a meeting at The Daily Planet while he listens in to the conversation* I need to get those kids signed hero merch for every Justice League hero other than Batman. Bruce is going to sulk for days.

batkids game night. they’re playing fortnite

(click for full quality <3 also available as a print!)

Still babygirl to me.

One way to survive in a ruined world.

+original drafts under the cut

bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

i swear to god that social cue wasnt there before

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

not to brag but I had a conversation today and I was really brave about it