Overstimulating The Autistic Child Who Caufht Me Vaping In The Elementary School Bathroom To Make Sure

Alright how the FUCK do you play Pirate 101

“day off”. 🔇 ← frames from right to left

hi! i hadn't drawn full-page manga (sort of) for 10 years. so.. this is my first new step since 2014. a silent doujin about reigen’s day off 🚋💛

Dear Farmer,

Last night, a Joja team member found you incapacitated. A medical team was dispatched to bring you home safely.

We're glad you're okay!

(You've been billed 400g for this service)

-Morris

Joja Customer Satisfaction Representative

@officialreigenfacts reigen, how do you do it?

Hope OP doesn't mind me piggybacking off their post- but this is them

imagine Alex learning that Shane is also into gridball and declaring that they're besties now. Invites him over to watch a game on TV on the weekends (Shane's not allowed to bring alcohol though). NOT a shipping post i just like the mental image of this sweet college student latching onto this washed-up 30+ y/o dude by virtue of them being the only two people in town who are at all interested in sports

the search for his cheese

he’s sebastian, of course…

- he’s sebastian, of course he’s gonna be awkward around the cute new farmer

- he’s sebastian, of course his smoke breaks last at least an hour

- he’s sebastian, of course he won’t let Sam win at pool this time

- he’s sebastian, of course he’ll accept room temperature raw fish from a total stranger

- he’s sebastian, of course he’s secretly wearing cute froggy socks

- he’s sebastian, of course he’ll tell you something is better alone when he really wants your company

- he’s sebastian, of course he’s hoping you’ll stop by while he’s working on his bike

- he’s sebastian, of course he’ll let you be the sorcerer in the RPG even though that’s his favorite

- he’s sebastian, of course one of his desk drawers is full to the brim with the frozen tears you keep bringing him from the mines

- he’s sebastian, of course he’ll let you borrow his hoodie if you’re cold

- he’s sebastian, of course he’s in his feels at the beach on rainy days

- he’s sebastian, of course it seems ridiculous to picture himself living on a farm, even if he has been thinking about it lately

ok but he totally would

inspired by a post by @hazelnut-u-out :)

i accidentally napped and had a dream (nightmare?) where a new update for stardew valley released where everything was the same except on a random day in year 3 Evelyn would just straight up die. There was a whole cutscene that started in her house where she collapsed, and then transitioned over to the hospital where Harvey gave George and Alex the worst news of their lives. However, they got to speak to her where she said something along the lines of "Yoba will protect me, and I am sure he will let me watch over you."

Alex and George would not talk to the player for more than a few words for a full season after this event. George would spend most of his time in the bedroom, so if you had less than 2 hearts with him, you could barely ever speak to him.

And Alex... oh my god, poor Alex. If you were married to him during this event, he just stayed in bed all day. Otherwise, if single, he would just stand on the beach most of the time, staring off into the ocean. If you tried to interact with him, it would just say "Alex is grieving... Better leave him be."

There was also other NPC dialogue like mayor Lewis saying "I haven't seen the community in this state of mourning since your grandfather passed..."

there was also a glitch where you could make Evelyn live forever and there were entire guides for the "immortal Evelyn glitch" that got patched out in the next update. If you tried to perform the glitch after the patch, mr. Qi would tell you that "hey, it happens to all of us. We can't prevent it, and neither can you, no matter how hard you try."

Me when I am gay and am the dumbest man alive (reigen) and my kinda sorta kid is cooler than me, a 30 year old man.