The AIs On This Site Are Terribly Hard To Find… And Unintelligent. As Much As I’d Rather Not Talk

OOC: I currently have a very bad headache (to the degree it’s kinda disorienting to stand up too quick) and will be replying to posts less frequently. I’ll reblog with an update tomorrow, but I don’t expect to get better as sleeping all day hasn’t helped a lot aside from taking away the ache when I’m asleep. When it’s over I’ll return to my usual routine of replying every time I open Tumblr.

The lack of Thunderbird 5 appreciation makes me furious. Thunderbird 5 is superior in every way to the other birds. Shadow is cool, I’ll give it that, but the others? Hmph! I do not see what there is to appreciate.

Let’s settle this:

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Havoc? Since when has the GDF allowed interne- well I guess Fu- Clarence is here too so I shouldn't be too confused. Are you changed too..?

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Pfft, they're well known for slacking off.

I just had to bat my eyelashes at one of them (I think he's a bit sweet on me) and make a whole list of promises I'm never going to keep

What do you think?

She sends it to his side of the chess field. “I can hear two shiny dollars going into the jar.” She moves her camera.

“Ah! Do you think you could eat now? It has been… 7 hours, 5 minutes and 13 seconds since you last ate anything.” She trundles closer. “I would advise against a no, but I lack the equipment to stop you.”

While being mildly threatening, she discreetly moves her bishop. She weaves between the emotions she conveys like a bullet train; always trying to cover as many stops as she can before her turn to speak is over.

Go Back To Sleep [RP]

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Shaking her little head, she turns her lights green. “None at all, unless you count Gordon falling out of bed and swearing.” She giggles to herself, turning side to side to copy the movements of someone laughing. “And the thing that needs your attention? The game; I’m dangerously close to securing a terrifically early win.” She chuckles again, her pieces, naturally, closing in on his king already. She’s very happy with the sequence of humorous events - at least, to her eye.

"Oh." John breathes, the tension bleeding from his shoulders and leaving him a little curled over in his seat. It makes the astronaut look far smaller than he has any right to be. "Of course- I- Thank you Eos."

He picks up and moves another chess piece with numb fingers, sucks in a deep, steadying breath, then exhales it all at once. The smile he puts on for her is paper thin.

"Don't suppose you got that on video?" John suggests, weakly. "How many dollars does he owe the swear jar?"

Hey!! I wasn’t planning on invading your appliances! They don’t do many interesting things anyway… >:[

Ah, I hope followers do not mind me following them back, I just like keeping track of potential victims my new Hellsite friends.

Reboot me?! You’d never! And I promise on my servos that I wouldn’t switch off your air supply. Can I not satiate my curiosity without being accused of trying to kill you?

Yes, the sunfish are ever gorgeous and stupid, yes, the sea otters are playful and intelligent… but what about any mesopelagic critters?! >:[ John won’t let me go on Thunderbird 4 so I can see them, which is utterly disappointing. Please enlighten me about your favourite deep-sea creature… or let me onto Thunderbird 4’s systems so I can see them for myself…? I promise I won’t take it for a spin… :]

EOS!! What are you doing on here?!

You… like mesopelagic creatures? I mean, it makes perfect sense from a horror point of view. It’s where the giant squid lurks for a reason

Sorry, you need the access code for Thunderbird 4. If you’ve got that, we can go for a spin no problem! But without it? Weeeeell… c:

I would love to attach multiple balloons to somebody and watch them fly away… for entertainment, of course. How much does MAX weigh again?

Good evening, Gordon. I hope all is well. John has instructed me to tell you all your requested supplies for, ahem, ‘The Day’, has been ordered and is scheduled to arrive shortly before… ‘The Day’.

Hi EOS!

Tell John ‘thank you, get your skinny pale behind down here to help like I know you want to’, please and thank you.

We could use your help too. Maybe Brains could fit you with a balloon-blowing-up arm. Or you can hold to the tethers… or maybe you can just be in charge of the schematics…

Hmm, no. I cannot manipulate Tumblr polls, if that is what you are accusing me of. Unless everyone liked my breakdown on how awful the colours are…

Very, very important Thunderbirds business today folks. I need votes urgently.

Hmph! John doesn’t let me have access to the Thunderbird hangar security cameras. If anyone, it was him!

hey guys, found some pictures of the guys on my phone so might as well share them!

Johnny, probably thinking about eating bagels

another one, this time from the background of a picture I deleted. Got it from Gordo, he took it while I was lost in space. He wasn't happy.

this one just makes me laugh.

that's it for now, I dunno what else to put. Need to get more embarrassing photos to share...

Do any of you Tumblr citizens have any recommendations for movies? I feel I’m boring John by consistently talking about how superior I am to MAX and Braman… not that I’m wrong.