I Claim Mine To Be Named After Someone That Is Not Named Paul But Insinuates That He Is Named Paul But

If followed, the only letters left are "o-p"

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I would do it for free

would u trust him for one dollar

The decepticons are dysfunctional bc the head honcho is on crack, two of his subordinates are trying to usurp him, and is pretty chaotic

The burns are somewhat dysfunctional because they.... Yeah idk why but they just are

Cody Burns 🤝 Soundwave

Working communications and being the only reason their whole damn team hasn't fallen apart yet

As we approach college finals in the U.S. I feel it's important to remind people that no level of school failure is worth killing yourself over. Some failures have consequences. Some failures change the course of your life. But I promise it's not over.

If a career path you wanted to follow has closed because of your grades, it's ok to mourn. It's normal to be upset that goals you had are unattainable now, especially goals you've had for a long time. But you can recover. Even if you can't try again, you can find another path that's fulfilling.

If you want to keep forging down the path of academics, I'm rooting for you. Take the time you need to rest your brain. Remember that taking a semester, a year, or a few years off is normal and often healthy. Do what you need to face the next semester you take relaxed and ready.

If you've been bashing your head against the wall that is college and can't seem to make progress, it might be time to find a different path. No matter what people in your life are telling you, not getting a college education is not the end of the world. No one's approval is worth more than your life.

Every day dropouts and D students are living a life more beautiful than you could ever imagine. No amount of academic failure can take away the joy of being alive. If you're not feeling that joy right now, that's ok, but please hold on through this difficult time in your life. Things will get better.

This is specifically geared towards college students but definitely applies to anyone younger than that as well. This is not the end.

"Denial is a seductive mistress. And she's in my bed every night" has to be a great way to introduce the idea of being aromantic to people, so thanks for that!

i think one of the first times i realized i was aro(while immediately denying it) was when, a few years ago, a friend of mine kept hinting that she was poly and that she dates people other than her bf all the time. and she’s very flirty, literally with everyone, so i didn’t really think anything of it, until she started hinting at dating me.

and even though i was flattered and she’s great, like, dating her romantically would probs be amazing, i felt a little grossed about it. not by her. just the thought of dating with romantic intent. and so i played oblivious and pretended i didn’t hear any implications in what she was saying.

it surprised me at the time, bc here is someone i’m friends with, who’s funny and cute and very romantic if her bf has any say, and obviously attracted to me and was willing to date me, or at least fuck tbh, and all i could think about was how i needed to change the convo right now.

denial is a seductive mistress. and she’s in my bed every night.

it all makes sense now

I love that Shovel Knight's actual, canonical answer to "why are King Knight and Spectre Knight the two easiest bosses in the main game when they're such badasses in their own campaigns" is that they're both clinically depressed when you fight them.

Where's the juice tho?

Aro/aces will try to explain attraction and wind up with a theoretical model with dimensions that can no longer be graphed in Cartesian coordinates.

This funny

I wanna draw but my lines don't come out straight, and I keep trying so hard to make people but they don't come out as people, more like facsimile mockeries of the human visage, how do I improve?