Do You Even Love Ur Girl If You Don't Show Her Off Like This

Terzo: *calls Copia* I have a joke for you.

Copia: Okay, shoot.

Terzo: What has a tiny penis and hangs down?

Copia: I dunno, what?

Terzo: A bat. Now, what has an enormous penis and hangs up?

Copia: I dunno, what?

Terzo: *click*

"I heard people "shipping us

are shipping us" where?"

do you ever not write for so long that you’re almost afraid to? like what if I’m dumb now

Based on this post by @thecyndimistuff that I couldn’t get out of my head. Not sure when or if I’ll get to finish this since uni is starting to take over my life again, so have this WIP in the meantime! :)

i’ve had a revelation

Terzo: You have to apologize to Nihil

Copia: Fine.

Copia: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

I thought about Mandalorian Solaire and I suddenly got really happy. 

doctor who + skulduggery pleasant quotes (4/?)

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I'm rewatching Merlin and it's only really hitting me now how bat shit the entire concept of the show is because without the context of the original stories, it's a pretty typical mid-tier sword and sorcery type thing, but from the perspective of actual Arthurian Legend, it's kinda like if they adapted Lord of The Rings and made Gandalf a 19 year old twink that had unresolved sexual tension with Aragorn