Headcanon that the batfam has a Samsung smart refrigerator or whatever it's called, and it is used entirely for doing work while in the kitchen. There has been justice league meetings held on that motherfucker and nuclear threats disengaged.
Happy Birthday Jorge Rivera-Herrans!!!!
Yeah Achilles that happens a lot less often than you would think.
achilles: so you're telling me... you didn't go on a rage-induced murder spree after your boyfriend died in battle?
hamilton: ...no?
achilles:
hamilton: are you okay??
it’s the way that aragorn introduced his lifelong friend to a mutual and ended up becoming a third wheel on his own quest to save middle earth. like bro was covered in dirt trying to sleep for an hour while the dwarf n elf were giggling n flirting on their bedrolls forced to witness an enemies to friends to lovers fic in real time
This is now one of my favourite spots on this website oh my god.
I really hope someone has done this before
But just in case
Season 3 huh (said 3 years too late by someone who still hasn't finished the show)
╰(*´︶`*)╯ wake up!
*Everyone is playing a board game together*
June: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.
Lena: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.
Gosalyn: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.
Violet: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.
Gosalyn: *flips the board*
Bianca: Where are we going?
Persephone: We're gonna go see Uncle Apollo
Nico: The sun god?! :D
Persephone: Yeah.
Bianca: Wont that hurt Papa?
Hades: No, angioletta, the sun doesn't hurt me. I'm not a vampire.
Arrival:
Apollo: Oh, hey, guys. Didn't expect you for another hour.
Hades: We decided to be early.
Apollo: Okay, well, uh, c'mon in.
Entering:
Nico: *realizing he's in a doctor's office*
Apollo: Okay, who's first? *holds up a vaccine*
Nico: *GAAASSSP* NOOOO! *tries to get away*
Hades: *picks him up off the ground easily*
Apollo:
Persephone: ...uhm, Bianca, sweetheart, why don't you go first?
Bianca: *hiding behind Persephone* Will it hurt?
Apollo: Only a little bit.
Hades, holding a squirmy Nico: Niccoló, you need- to get- vaccinated!
Nico: NO! I DON'T NEED! AAARHSOVJSMZOF
Persephone: Bianca, you also need to get vaccinated. Go sit on that chair next to Apollo
Bianca: *hesitantly goes over*
Apollo: Don't worry, kiddo. This'll be quick *gives her the shot* See? That wasn't so bad!
Bianca:
Bianca: *cries loudly then runs over to Persephone*
Nico: *starts to cry because Bianca is crying*
Hades: Give it now. Give it now while he's still!
Apollo: *gives Nico the shot* Okay...they should be good.
Persephone: Thanks, Apollo. Sorry about this
Apollo: Eh, normal reaction. Now, you said you wanted to vaccinate three of your kids?
Hades:
Persephone:
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Zagreus: NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!
Hades: Zagreus, you're siblings went through with it, so will you
Zagreus: They're half human! They have to get shots! I don't! I am immune to all! I am no weakling!!!
Persephone: ZAGREUS, YOU COME OVER HERE RIGHT NOW AND GET VACCINATED OR NO RUNS FOR THE NEXT CENTURY!
That thing where u hold turtle as burger (a little more horrific when u don’t have object permeance 😣)
This made me snort ngl
part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8, part 9, part 10, part 11, part 12, part 13, part 14, part 15, part 16, part 17, part 18, part 19, part 20