it doesn't change the fact the merasmus is in hell because of @ionlypostmymeemocs monsters constantly at his door. There's going to be another soon, and this man is already having a mini breakdown with the two he already has.
*Fritz appears out of nowhere*
This is what he walks in on, but except it's 100× faster.
@ionlypostmymeemocs please give him his book back. He's figuratively in hell rn because of your monsters. He just wants his hat.
Merasmus: "once I find a way outta here I'm turning you into a frog."
filename1: "take me with you please."
Hey soilder sir,
I have come back with the raccoons and shovel to return them as the problem got worse and I'm giving up.
Also might have given some raccoons hats.
-Tavern
OH. WELL.
UH.
FUCK MERASMUS.
AND-
WAIT. HATS ON THE RACCOONS.
LET ME SEE.
Hey Merasmus, what's one of your favorite cryptids?
monglain death worm
hey merasmus! wanna see a magic trick?
*tosses the tumor bread at him and runs*
If ibis paint video files worked with tumblr this would have been 100× better. Sorry.
i can't stop emisising on my blue til I heavy!
Idk what to do
Do you have a prescription for me?
:'[
I'm sorry, what did you say?
you're pretending to be deactivated.
What? When? Why?
i can't tell if that's positive or negative.
what if I told you I could bring your parents back, before the incident, but they'll remember what you did?
...
NO..
snarb
sneeb
merasmus: *laughs evily as he unwillingly gets sucked back into the white void*
Henry: "what?"
Blackjack: "l agree, what happened?"
Filename1: "1 a|sœ @-gr3ë ."
Merasmus: "I got used for an m!a"
Skellie: "wat???"
HAZA! I, MERASMUS! CAST FORM SHIFT ON #005-H!
AJSIEBWISBSKABAJVSIRVEISVFJD
Right, I'm going to get sucked back into the void now. Goodbye, MOST LIKELY FOREVAH!
(hoovybot is now human for 12 asks)
{ i love you /P }
#005–H: —Turns into a human. It's just a Heavy with really Pale skin, weezer blue eyes and lots of moles.— [ AH!! Uhm—!! I... Oh Lord— ] —CONFUSED.—
#007–M: —coming back from complaining and talkin to himself— [ I really didn't like how you treated me-DIIIIIIIII— ] —JAWDROP.— [ OH MEIN GOTT!!! #005–H!!! ARE YOU OK?! ] —immediately checks if he's ok—
#005–H: [ Ah!!! Doctor!!! Don't Worry— I'm Ok! ] —smiles nervously—
#007–M: [ Y-YOU SURE?! ]
#005–H: [ Yes! Don't Worry! ]
#007–M: [ O-Oh... Okay Zhen... ] —immediately hugs his tummy—
#005–H: [ DOCTOR!!!— ]
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This is a side ask blog where you ask the extras from my other ask blogs. For example Marasmus from TF2. Or filename 2 from bbael. Have fun and follow the rules.
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