Latest Posts by hyper-fixation-gay-edition - Page 7

honestly? calling for 2023 to be the reedhayes renaissance

i’m honestly baffled that reed’s main ship in the fandom is with trip. like i get it, they spend the most time together so there’s ample opportunity to read into their interactions, but if we’re talking the text of their relationship, our boy malcolm had an enemies to lovers arc onscreen and people will like, mention it but not actually commit to reed/hayes which is a goddamn shame. i’m disappointed with all of you

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mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation

Haunted and excited by this being a field of study

You ever see a particular frame of a Disney movie and you go *sigh*.... There's gotta be porn of that on AO3

presenting: a collection of my favorite tweets and memes about the current kevin mccarthy/speaker of the house situation.

oh god i forgot i had an account here .... um anyway have this

better to have had gay sex and be doomed by the narrative than to have never had gay sex at all or whatever they say

you ever hear a trans person's name and you know instantly what media they got it from

i am plagued by silly character loving thoughts

'tis the greason

original images under the cut!

Why have them fight when they can team up and fight their evil former business partners together instead?

Ace: I had a dream I was arrested for tax evasion, which is weird because I don’t even pay taxes.

Leon: …That’s what tax evasion is.

nvm Google won't let me have fun anymore

Had a dream this morning that Archive of our Own had a Random button which would simply take you to a random fanfic, like Wikipedia has. (AO3 does not appear to really have this, I checked and couldn't find one, but I kinda wish they did.) Someone had started a game where whatever fic you got, that was your new fandom, which is very fun! I would love this meme in real life.

The problem came in where so many people used the button that it broke and just started sending everyone to Stealing Harry, and like...I have fond memories of Stealing Harry but it's not my best work and nobody should be assigned to be a Harry Potter fan in this day and age.

So I decide to go off and find Astolat and demand she fix this but when I finally did (there was a whole quest) she turned to me like the baddie in a horror flick and said, "But that's the most random story there is" in a dark voice and I was terrified and woke up.

In the cold light of day I know there are more random stories by me on the archive, let alone by others, but I'm not going to try to get back there to argue my case. Pretty sure whatever I spoke to was actually the demon specifically assigned to plague fandom and not Astolat at all.

I'd say "get thee behind me, demon" but I know just how many porny fics on AO3 begin with that premise. (I've written some.) Begone foul spirit, and take your Satanic Panic with you!

textposts i made cause turnabout for tomorrow is making me Cry and i needed a break

plus bonus this thing i made for my wife (/p) while first playing aa1 (hi @apho-sappho)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/42216642 For all those that follow me for Kleinsen

Is this not how every scene between them went? 

I miss him

my new favorite activity: random, out of context batim screenshots from videos and putting text on it.

yo look at my lawyer bro im gonna go to jail

I Made Another Low Quality Meme