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my cat is fucking UP the dsm5 like her hungry ass

my mom warned me about these kinds of internet users

Who came up with the headcanon that the wolf that helps Leon is actually Luis. I know it's an old headcanon so it's a long shot to find the original but I'd love to know

jake and ace

Yes

So, Nic Cage...

Pog performance indeed.

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

“We danced!” John chirped, slipping his arm around Bruce’s back.

She nodded, a hint of confusion on her face. “Interesting to see the whole crowd,” she said.

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I absolutely looooove Another Version of the Truth, a fic by fractualized on ao3! If you haven’t read it, I highly recommend it!! I love it so much that I drew a scene from chapter three, ahaha, hope u like it! <33)

Being a sex-positive personally-sex-repulsed ace is weird cuz like reading about sex? Awesome. Writing about sex? Not much more intolerable than writing about anything else. Sex is good. Sex is normal. Sex is only as important as you let/want it to be. Kinks are natural expressions of sexuality. Sexual purity is a scam. Bodies are nothing to be ashamed of. Sex work is no more exploitative than any other kind of labor. If you touch me I will throw up on you.

I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image

i don’t make the rules AT ALL, but if you mostly spend time in Gay People Spaces then you know about 28 ppl who look like this 

[Day 9 - Hockey player!Gavin/Figure skater!Connor: A Meet-cute -Veilder💖]

Boy do I love me some Ice Skating AUs 👀👀

You can check out the days early up on Patreon!

i suppose my programming is void of promiscuity. however i cannot eliminate the possibility

He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, He Loves Me, Oops He's Dead! If Shawn had answered truthfully and ended up matched with Lassie

Poor Gus thinks he's gonna lose his job and get arrested

early show lassiter: i hate shawn spencer and everything he stands for. his presence makes me want to commit every single felony on the books. i’m going to kill him.

early show shawn:

HAAHAHSGHDJDJRHJDHD I SAW THE LASSIE PIC AND I KNEW WHAT HAD TO HAPPEN

tonight i went to the bathroom at 3 am and looked up and saw two bugs on my wall having sex and i thought of you

thank you for thinking of me. here’s a poetic adaptation of how that might‘ve gone down:

i look and see a shock above,

but really there’s,

no danger.

i pee and watch the bugs make love,

and think of him:

a stranger.

What?

“Die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain” I say as I use the last of the toilet paper with no plans to replace it.

star trek actors are so strong for doing technobabble with a straight face. if you asked me to talk about how the technicron particles are mainlining the quantum blorbonator I would fall apart immediately

Gay rights

(Gordon Ramsay in Gollum’s cave) fuck me it’s dark in here. jesus christ. What the hell is that? A fucking wedding ring? I’d rather get a divorce. holy mackarel(he stumbles in the dark. In the distance he sees a silhuette sitting on a lone rock island in the middle of a lake) oh for fucks sake. what the hell is that thing? It’s eating raw fish. the fish is fucking raw