Okay I'm Locking These In Early I Know What's Gonna Happen I'm Calling It Now

the child who reads 500 books a year to 20 something adult who only reads fanfic pipeline

This is them.

(please this took me so long to make please notice this)

[Image ID: a tweet thread meme template that I have drawn over: the first tweet is a drawn image of RK900 from Detroit: Become Human from a lower perspective tilted up. RK900 is looking down with his middle finger raised. The tweet itself says "POV you're just a little hater". The second tweet is a drawn image of Gavin Reed from Detroit: Become Human from an aerial perspective. Gavin is looking up with his middle finger raised. The tweet itself says "And?". End ID.]

scale of aquatic creatures that look like dragons

if you can't fix him, put him in lingerie.

you ever hear a trans person's name and you know instantly what media they got it from

Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

[Day 9 - Hockey player!Gavin/Figure skater!Connor: A Meet-cute -Veilder💖]

Boy do I love me some Ice Skating AUs 👀👀

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moment of silence for jared kleinman all but coming out to his crush and then sitting down to rp with him and writing a bunch of dialogue about how much you appreciate getting to be close to him and then said crush goes off on this weird tangent about totally not being gay and never having felt a gay feeling in his life

presenting: a collection of my favorite tweets and memes about the current kevin mccarthy/speaker of the house situation.