The Celebrity Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Flavors Being Some Of The Best Ones Is Like The Retail Equivalent

usb drives you find lying on the ground are modern day cursed amulets

We need less "shy, anxious, always second guessing" Apollo in fanworks, and approximately 400% more of whatever the hell this is.

✨DPD Shenanigans✨

Tina, to Hank: Ever since we taught Connor about stan language, he’s been going around talking as if he’s on Twitter.

Connor: Oof, the call out. The tea is scorching.

Chris: Please make him stop.

The thing with statistics - via

he's looking at you

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better to have had gay sex and be doomed by the narrative than to have never had gay sex at all or whatever they say

been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will