Denning

We all know the tale of “The quirked up white boy busting it down sexual style, who might be goated with the sauce”, but what do we really know about him? I aim to answer this question. We start with the basics, he is a “white boy”, who is “quirked up”, so we can imagine that being quirked up means some type of unorthodox clothing style. However he is in fact a “white boy” who is described as “Quirked up”, so we can conclude that he is some sort of Tiktok “Soft Boi”. Next, we see him “busting it down sexual style”. Busting it down implies dancing, but add the “Sexual style” to this, and we get a sort of refined dance, plus the “Sauce”, and thus, he is dancing the “salsa”. Now, where do we commonly see the salsa being performed? At a formal gathering that has tension in the air. Given that a plain ass white boy is at a formal gathering, implies that he is of some significance. What significance you may ask? He is there as an assassin. Hear me out, going back to our first impression of the white boy, we came to the concussion that he is wearing some sort of uncommon clothing, now that with the fact that he is “Goated with the sauce”  we can see that he has some sense of style, and that he might be wearing a suit. Suits are used for formal events, such as the one we decided that our “Soft Boi” was at. But if he was a Soft Boi, he wouldn’t be at a formal event dancing the salsa, right? Wrong. He is there because of his disarming nature, which makes him the perfect assassin. Remember, he is “Goated with the sauce”, meaning he also has some sort of ability that makes him “The GOAT”. And paired with the fact that it takes two to salsa, we can conclude that he is dancing with someone. And why would an assassin be dancing with someone? To kill them. He is also “Busting it down sexual style” which means the dance had gotten heated.

Our conclusion? “The quirked up white boy busting it down sexual style, who may be goated with the sauce”, is in fact an assassin who is currently having a slightly erotic dance with his target.

Had a dream this morning that Archive of our Own had a Random button which would simply take you to a random fanfic, like Wikipedia has. (AO3 does not appear to really have this, I checked and couldn't find one, but I kinda wish they did.) Someone had started a game where whatever fic you got, that was your new fandom, which is very fun! I would love this meme in real life.

The problem came in where so many people used the button that it broke and just started sending everyone to Stealing Harry, and like...I have fond memories of Stealing Harry but it's not my best work and nobody should be assigned to be a Harry Potter fan in this day and age.

So I decide to go off and find Astolat and demand she fix this but when I finally did (there was a whole quest) she turned to me like the baddie in a horror flick and said, "But that's the most random story there is" in a dark voice and I was terrified and woke up.

In the cold light of day I know there are more random stories by me on the archive, let alone by others, but I'm not going to try to get back there to argue my case. Pretty sure whatever I spoke to was actually the demon specifically assigned to plague fandom and not Astolat at all.

I'd say "get thee behind me, demon" but I know just how many porny fics on AO3 begin with that premise. (I've written some.) Begone foul spirit, and take your Satanic Panic with you!

[Day 9 - Hockey player!Gavin/Figure skater!Connor: A Meet-cute -Veilder💖]

Boy do I love me some Ice Skating AUs 👀👀

You can check out the days early up on Patreon!

oh my god there's only one bed, surely there'll be awkwardness in the mornin– OH they woke up in each other's embrace?!?!!? AKSOWJSJENXLAOQLSJDBNECYEBRBFOEPWMCNSGAYWHFBDOAKSNYXBEBDJSHABWNCOSKJJDKWKSJDHSHWJWJJSUSHWIDNWBDGSJWNWHDIWBDHDJBD

oh god i forgot i had an account here .... um anyway have this

More AA textposts!! because I have Problems <3

“We danced!” John chirped, slipping his arm around Bruce’s back.

She nodded, a hint of confusion on her face. “Interesting to see the whole crowd,” she said.

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I absolutely looooove Another Version of the Truth, a fic by fractualized on ao3! If you haven’t read it, I highly recommend it!! I love it so much that I drew a scene from chapter three, ahaha, hope u like it! <33)

usb drives you find lying on the ground are modern day cursed amulets

My favorite recent example of memetic mutation is how the Spanish-speaking internet has now established any picture of a character smoking a comically large cigarette or a comical amount of cigarettes as the visual language for saying something is peak cinema.

Similar to the Martin Scorsese "absolute cinema" meme, over the course of the last couple years it became a meme to use this picture of Mads Mikkelsen smoking a cigarette as a reaction pic (both unironically and ironically) for the quality of a movie or TV show, commonly captioned as "en efecto, es cine" ("indeed, it is cinema"), "joder, esto si es cine" ("fuck, now this is cinema"), or "hoy ganó el cine" ("today cinema won").

This led to people establishing the visual shorthand of "cigarette = good show/movie" (such as people commenting a single cigarette emoji under screencaps or gifsets of movies), and eventually the meme of treating the size of the cigarette and/or number of cigarettes as being directly representative of cinematic quality, leading to reaction pics like these being used.