I'm Showing Detroit: Become Human To My Friend For The First Time And They've Come To The Conclusion

her: you better not be a bug in a rug when i get there

my snug ass:

I’m just saying Tom and Harry could have made out at literally any point during The Chute and it wouldn’t have been out of place

The thing with statistics - via

scale of aquatic creatures that look like dragons

For some reason I was watching the legendary lost episode of Sherlock when John walked out of the screen and told me he was bisexual. He then transformed into a bat and flew away.

"Centipedes don't fuck" is one of my favorite animal facts. There are plenty of sexually reproducing animals that don't fuck per se (like a lot of fish) but centipedes don't even meet. Males just leave sperm packets lying on the fucking ground and females pick them up and take them home. They don't even hang out

I hope we get a scene in RE4R where Leon rescues Luis or smth and Luis goes “there’s my knight in shining armor” or “my Prince Charming” and Leon’s like 😠😳😠 and Ashley is like 🤨📸

sorry i covered your neck in dark hickeys and clamped down hard on your throat like limp prey while i was giving you a handjob. you whimpered a little too soft and i blacked out and believed myself to be a feral dog in possession of an entire rotisserie chicken