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why are non-offensive moves even an option in pokemon?? im here to kick ass. have fun wasting a turn with your swords dance mirror shield whatever the fuck while i beat the shit out of you. hope you can still enjoy that raised sp attack stat in poke-hell

nonsense from twitter past few months

how do I find a fic that’s exactly like the one I’ve just read but also different

This is actually funny cause me, being a guy, just immediately says how I would die in a zombie apocalypse. Like I don't know how to sew, don't know weapons and stuff, not that athletic, I would probably just end up trying to make friends with the zombies. Like I feel like I've brought up multiple times how I don't know how to sew so I'd be so bad in wartime scenarios let alone zombie apocalypses

Men like to believe theyd be great in apocalypse scenarios but they dont even know how to sew

the switch from ‘a girl worth fighting for’ to coming upon the decimated village in mulan is THE MOST kick-in-the-teeth mood change IN ALL OF CINEMA

bears have absolutely no right to be as cute as they are. i want to hug them and pet them. big fluffy dogs, supersized

The greatest info I have ever received from my local news station.