“Are We Just Friends If It’s Your Breath On My Neck Late At Night Or If It’s Our Laced Fingers

Giuseppe Futia by Yasmine Merciar (2019)

MY FAULT: LONDON ( 2025 ) dir. Charlotte Fassler, Dani Girdwood

murdering people u both dislike as a date? yes pls

ok but an immortal couple who break up and get back together every thirty years or so, and they’re messy as fuck, like every couple decades they break up and swear that they’ll never speak for the rest of eternity, until inevitably one tracks the other down and shows up like “okay, i’ve elected to forgive you, we’re together again” and the other is like “BUT WHO SAYS I FORGIVE YOU FOR THE AL CAPONE INCIDENT” and then they’re arguing/making out and meanwhile the rest of the immortal community just groans and rolls their eyes because jesus christ, this again, they have been doing this since the holy roman empire.

i’m dating your brother but that doesn’t stop you from whispering in my ear that you can fuck me better or for trying to finger me under the table and god he doesn’t kiss my neck the way you do and we’ve been sneaking around behind his back and i feel so guilty but you make me feel so good

Luke Eisner

Davika Hoorne on Lunar New Year

DAVID CORENSWET as ALLAN DURST in LADY IN THE LAKE (2024)