Me Booping Random People On My Dash I Dont Even Know

It's still kinda wild how Phineas and Ferb managed to completely hijack an idiom. Now whenever someone hears a sentence leading with "If I had a nickel for everytime [...]", odds are their brain auto fills with "I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice," rather than "I'd be rich," or "I could [action that requires purchasing something requiring an obscene amount of money]". Y'know, what the idiom originally was

same hobie, same

behold. my contribution to the fandom

egghead outfits just hits different

“they fucked in the honda odyssey” well they KISSED outside the schwarma place right after deadpool told wolverine to wait & asked him to come home w him

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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

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"Pride month is over"

WRONG! Your pride month is over! Me and all the other disabled queers are having pride month two: disability edition