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Guys! I cracked the code! I wish I had any followers to share this magic revelation I had!

In D&D I love being a DM. I really do. With one exception.

Money.

Knowing how much a character should buy or sell something for is just way out of my grasp. For a rare item the price can be anywhere between five hundred and five THOUSAND. That’s a big difference! How am I supposed to know in between those two numbers what it should be?

I googled. And googled. And googled. Thinking *there must be a better way* and couldn’t find a single thing that made sense. Well me and two other DM friends got together and we figured it out. The magic system of pricing.

So first you take the pricing by magic item rarity in the DMG

Then you go to Xanathars and look at the Magic Item Tables to determine if the item is major or minor

Divide the prices in the rarity into major and minor. Major the higher half and minor the lower.

So that makes

Rare Minor - 500 - 2,500

Rare Major - 2,501 - 5,000

Very Rare Minor - 5,001 - 30,000

Very Rare Major - 30,001 - 50,000

Legendary Minor - 50,000 - 300,000

Legendary Major - 300,000 - 500,000

Then

THEN

It’s all up to a persuasion roll. Because let’s face it, what’s a fantasy shopping adventure of magic items without bartering and haggling?

So you divide the amounts into roll milestones. So a persuasion roll of 0-10 you pay the highest and 20+ you pay the lowest.

Like so:

Common Items: 1d6 x 10

Uncommon Items 1d6 x 100

Rare Minor:

0-9: 2,500

10-11: 2,100

12-14: 1,700

15-17: 1,300

18-19: 900

20+ : 500

Rare Major

0-9: 5,000

10-11: 4,600

12-14: 4,200

15-17: 3,800

18-19: 3,200

20+: 2,500

Very Rare Minor

0-9: 30,000

10-11: 25,000

12-14: 20,000

15-17: 15,000

18-19: 10,000

20+ : 5,000

Very Rare Major

0-9: 50,000

10-11: 45,000

12-14: 40,000

15-17: 35,000

18-19: 30,000

20+ : 25,000

Legendary

0-9: 250,000

10-11: 200,000

12-14: 150,000

15-17: 100,000

18+ : 50,000

Legendary Major

0-9: 500,000

10-11: 450,000

12-14: 400,000

15-17: 350,000

18-19: 300,000

20+ : 250,000

Seriously someone who is followed by a lot of D&D people find this shit and spread it! It’s so much easier and makes a million times more sense then anything I ever heard of before and i wish someone else would have thought of it sooner (or if someone else did that I had found it sooner)

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After today’s stream, I feel the need to say this to Ranboo again. Dude, I’m all for keeping my hopes down, but this is just getting crazy now.

YOU HAVE MADE IT. THIS IS REAL. Stop acting like this is all some sort of fluke when you got yourself here. No one is gonna be "disappointed" that Genloss wasn’t "officially nominated" or won an Emmy or whatever. WHO CARES AT THIS POINT?? This has already gone way beyond all of our expectations. Why be disappointed over just missing the target when it was already a long shot to begin with?

Throw a party. Get fast food. Make this the only thing you talk about for the rest of your life. I DO NOT CARE. But for god’s sake, Ranboo, revel in what you’ve accomplished in such a short amount of time. And at such a small scale generation loss is planned to be, it truly can only go up from here. Do you know how inspiring that is? You and what you create are an inspiration to so many people, including me.

Never ever forget that Genloss wasn’t nominated because of our promotion. It’s because of the hard work and dedication you and your team put into making generational loss a marvel to experience. Cause trust me, if it were garbage, I wouldn’t have written all those essays. NO ONE WOULD HAVE SHOWN UP TO THAT GODDAMN PANEL OF YOURS IF IT REALLY DID SUCK.

There’s nowhere to go from here but up. Generation Loss to the Moon, baby. I expect an "I kind of got nominated for an emmy" cake in one of your next streams. Candles and all. Please and thank you. :)

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