We’re Bros. We Ride Together. We Die Together. Sometimes We Suck Each Other’s Dicks. Usually We Just

Horror film concept: Dude (outwardly respectable and married with children) trolls and stalks a girl on the internet with sexist, horrible remarks. Thinks nothing of it. It’s just some fun. Gets on with his life. Then it turns out she’s a chainsaw-wielding manic who will absolutely track him down and destroy his life.

Not kidding, I wrote a script like that once. For a class project.

Based on an anecdote my friend told me about her shock at discovering she was being stalked online by, well, a NORMAL family man. With two daughters. (She wasn’t a psycho, though. She was just, eh, quite scared of him.)

It was Kill Bill meets Clerks.

But as my screenwriter teacher pointed: “Well, Sharon, it’s low-budget. Which works and is feasible. But it’s too dark for American audiences, obviously. I think most people would just end up feeling bad for the main guy. He’d be the hero.”

Enemies to lovers my beloved

you know what they say about men with big noses ©

Three pretty best friends (I miss them 🥲)

Man I can’t wait for the day I can go a full 24hr where I feel like a functioning human being 🙃 real excited for that someday

Shane and Ryan are a fun pair

I know we all already know that, but just wanted to put this out there:

Sometimes I go to write an incorrect quote, but it follows the “A is fun and sunshine and B is dark and violent” right, but Shane and Ryan don’t have that dichotomy - they’re both pretty heavy on the B character (but never ACT on that violence), just in different ways

Ryan gets wronged somehow and he’d probably be like “I’ll punch you in the face, I’ll do it right now just watch okay don’t mess with me”

Whereas Shane gets wronged and just says something like “i’ll disintegrate your small intestine tomorrow night at 2:47 a.m.”

So anyway

just wanted to compile all my favourite boys in one post ;u; <33

name a more smitten and in love couple….. i’ll wait

this gave me a, no joke, 60 second coughing fit and im still recovering

tiny guy