Asking for directions
ohhh noooo people are doing PiRaCy…. how could this pOsSibLy be prevented…… such a terrible crime…… i’m reblogging this for totally legal reasons….
the fact that people actually pay for all these different shitty streaming services and i keep hearing shit like “oh they’re gonna have [movie from like 2005] on Disney+ so guess I’ll suck some capitalist dick!” ……..piracy is RIGHT THERE either use a pirate site or stop complaining about how expensive it is to give money to 15 different leeches so you can watch all your favourite movies (if you’re lucky and they have them which they often don’t) when you could just hit up fucking Google and watch it for free
on my shittake again, ignore it
The most painful part of The Martian was that, despite being millions of miles from home with little chance of survival, Watney was still expected to respond to emails
when the player character finds my skeleton in the apocalypse and loots my body for an area map they’ll just find the Din/Geralt/Boromir/Gale babygirl diagram
This is a Pass Post
If you see this post, you have a pass (therefore you are permitted) to not reblog anything you don’t want to reblog
No social issues, no political stuff, no nothing
You are allowed to scroll by no matter how many reblogs there are insisting you are a bad person if you do. You have a pass, they do not apply to you.
You are permitted to not think about donation pools you can’t afford to contribute to, no matter how far from their goal they are. You are allowed to put them out of mind.
You are permitted to take a break from any conversations that are stressing you out, any discourse you are involved in, any cancellations you’re being subjected to, this post gives you a pass to look away.
And you are allowed, implored to reblog this, so other people have permission to break whatever tumblr “good person rules” they need to break for their own mental well-being.
Because see, you could do these things already.
What you needed was permission.
And now, you have a pass, so you can pass it on.
my sister made me take this off of Instagram because she said too many people will believe me.
do i ship these characters or do i want them to form a sketch comedy duo
a dragon finds a clutch of goose eggs and attempts to hatch them
im weirdly knowlagable in the history of soda i dont even drink soda why do i know so much about it
he would not say that, podcast edition: