Tiny Animals To Brighten Your Dashboard. 😍

*tips party hat* you’re welcome

sick of rich people with boring homes. if you're going to set the standard for desirable lifestyles I will never afford, would you at least put some color into it dangnabit

twirls my hair will we get PET neighbors maybe.. as in Pearl Etho Tango the neighbors ever who I am totally normal about (lie)

the cutest neighbours!!!!!!!!!!!! ;-;

ra ra rasputin,

russias greatest love machine,

skin as cool as steve mcqee,

let me be the killer king

i can be a prettyboy handsomegirl don't even worry about it

not to be dramatic but i would die for this cat

thought this said god. i guess it’s a matter of perspective

hot take: gold is ugly actually

[major spoilers for S2, S4, S5]

The Magnus Archives is RED

[I’m back with more fake screenshots!] Part 1 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5

do all of them. make it a series

I know I’ve said this before but vampires

don’t show up on camera

can fly/scale walls

immune to bullets

can break into any safe by turning into fog or some bullshit

could probably hypnotize security guards as needed

therefore I am in dire need of a heist film where a group of vampires band together to steal back their old stuff from museums