Two-faced Bitches Never Lie And Therefore I Never Lie  Diagram This Sin Triangle For Me Tonight

looks guys theyre kissing :)

Reblog if Crowley

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

Random mansion generator

The Procgen Mansion Generator produces large three-dee dwellings to toy with your imagination, offering various architectural styles and other options. Each mansion even comes with floorplans:

https://boingboing.net/2019/07/12/random-mansion-generator.html

Mp100 au where its just the original universe aged up and inukawa is like a magical girl. Kinda? Ok so basically the moe aliens end up finding other alien species and inukawa becomes like. Their ambassador? Err mediator.. By day Inukawa works as an accountant at a law firm, its a 9-5 but he ends up working overtime a lot because his boss is a dick. By night hes an intergalactic peacemaker. The moe aliens are trying to be friends with every other alien species in the universe but the language barrier is beating their ass and since inukawa gained the ability to communicate through mere eye contact from his time on the moe planet. They kidnap inukawa every night to make him communicate for them. He has saved humanity and moe civilization from death and destruction so. Soo many times. He is EXHAUSTED.

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DREAM TO MEME

We’re past the point of being able to ignore this now. @pixellecutie​’s sleeping brain dreamed a dream of marine biology, and you’ve all really put in the work to make it a meme in its own right. Who knew there were so many benefits to being a marine biologist?

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The origins:

The Minecraft axolotl version by @queerbeemc​:

The Animorphs version by @jivs-jam​:

Even @theshitpostcalligrapher​ chimed in. Thank you, @theshitpostcalligrapher​, for services rendered to the community:

This kissy fishy by @cryptidcanary​:

A reality check by @anxiety-plus​:

The tired marine biologist by @hustlerose: 

Above all things, sophisticated (@noneedtofearorhope​):

More cons (oh no!) according to @essential-npc​:

A delightfully different perspective, this time from the forest floor, by @bepisdrink​:

A worthy remix by @charlesoberonn​:

greencough will kill the patient, the patient will need catmint to live

What about the name rapidstream for the wc name thing? 😼😼😼 love your art by the way!

like a disney princess, their hair always blows in the wind even when there’s none around