Eric: What the fuck is Jason even doing?
Nick: HIS BEST!
Salim: it’s been a rough 24 hours, we could stand to do something stupid
Jason: I’m something stupid, do me
Nick: Jason, you're obviously on some sort of non-vampire related self-discovery journey right now, and as your friend, I'm going to pull out my best tools to help you.
Nick: *opens new tab and types "am I gay quiz" into the search bar*
Jason: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.
Jason: Ask me to kill for you.
Salim: ...First of all, calm down-
Nick: You tried to join the freemasons???
Eric: No, I just looked into it!
Eric: This is my wife, Rachel, and her boyfriend, Nick. Who is also my boyfriend.
Rachel: now, Eric, I know we don’t always see eye-to-eye on things, but i need you to be prof-
Eric: It’s because you’re short
Rachel:
Eric:
Eric, sweating: I take it back
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which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?
Salim: So.
Salim: I'm in love.
Salim: with Jason.
Salim: I'm in love with Jason.
Nick:
Nick: Our Jason?
Salim: Yes?
Salim: . . .thoughts?
Nick: And prayers.
the funny thing about this is that Jason is actually a war criminal
Salim: can't believe i'm the first ever bisexual war criminal ❤ love wins
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